Bad jokes


#432

ah shite you got me book


#433

You did it again.


#434

You know, people who say they suffer from constipation are full of shit.


#435

nice


#436

i just learned that the word “nothing” is a palindrome.
nothing backwards is gnihton, which is also nothing


#437

Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator.
I’m taking this shit to a whole new level.


#438

You can’t spell advertisements without semen between the tits.


#439

:frowning: stop


#440

Life without women would be a pain in the ass, literally.


#441

???
h wat


#442

Letthatsinkin


#443

There are two kinds of people in the world; those that need closure


#444

There are 2 types of people in this world, those who don’t care about bad grammar and those who yes.


#445

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.


#446

I threw a boomerang many years ago. I now live in constant fear.


#447
i don't often tell dad jokes

but when i do, he usually laughs


#448

Hey babe, are you a school? Cuz I’d like to shoot some kids up in you


#449


#450

I’m the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser.


#451

Hey I made up a word today. Want to hear it?
Plagiarism.