This site sometimes.
Bad jokes
Xaklor
#499
well according to:
therefore, if we take your name backwards and it becomes nothing, then youâre nothing forwards as well since itâs a palindrome. redeadgods backwards is sdogdaeder, which is nothing, which means itâs nothing forwards, which means youâre nothing, which is why the forum doesnât register your likes.
QED
AKLDragon
#502
What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
AKLDragon
#504
Me: Knock knock?
Them: Whoâs there?
Me: Ya.
Them: Ya who?
Me: Sorry, I prefer Google.
Me: I have a good knock knock joke, but you have to start me off.
Them: Ok, knock knock?
Me: Whoâs there?
Them: [confused silence]
Nahtanamar
#505
FTFY
If youâre gonna correct someone, do it right.
Also 
ď¸ would have been accepted.
ArkRumiera
#507
A : roast me
B : sorry girl you already roasted too much
A : Oh come on I can do better than that
B : Alright
B : Roast me then
A : What did 2 say to the 9?
B : roast me
AKLDragon
#508
Whatâs worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust
Knock knock.
Whoâs there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub Iâm dwowning!
Funsalt
#509
So a business man, a clown, and a thief walked into a barâŚ
They are on the ground because of how much it hurt
GammaGamer
#510
Wife: âI look fat. Can you give me a compliment?â
Husband: âYou have perfect eyesight.â
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
