Bad jokes

#516

Got a well-known from the internet:

What did the fish say when it hit a wall?

Answer

Dam

#517

why are the constructs the only gods that can speak in the godlands?

they have a constructor

#518

Got this one from a friend. No idea where he got it from…

There once was a man named Shut Up. His dog named Manners ran away 50 miles.
One day, Shut Up went to a restaurant.
“What’s you name?” the waiter asked, and Shut Up replied, “Shut Up.”
“Excuse me?” the waiter asked, offended. “Where’s you manners?”
Shut Up answered, “Fifty miles away.”

#520

A man walked into a bar…

#521

wow… Just learned about him in AP psych

#522

learned about him in english for the past few weeks lol

and he didn’t walk into it…

#523

no nut november was pretty tough…
now i can finally eat nuts again, but thank god i had masturbation to keep my mind off those tasty treats

#524

i saw my dwarf neighbor at a bus stop. “jump in, I’ll give you a lift home” i said. “fuck off” he shouted back. “what an ungrateful little cunt” i thought as i zipped my backpack and continued my walk.

#525

i got drunk and drew a graph showing all the relationships i’ve been in.
it had an ex-axis and a why-axis

#526

What do you get after mixing orange Fanta and Hi-C fruit punch?

Final Fanta-C

#527

where the final come from?

#528

way to ruin the joke

#529

A hobbit walks under a thread. The forumer bumps it.

#530

why is “girlfriend” one word but “best friend” is two words?
because your best friend gives you space when you need it

#531

…and your girlfriend doesn’t I guess

#532

took a couple month break, glad this thread is alive and well.

How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?
It’s not hard.

#533

I just saw that on reddit jokes, on the top… 2 days ago

#534

yo shush dont spoil my moment of glory

#535

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