Bad jokes


#64

what do a stalker and a pokemon go player have in common?
they both hide in the bushes and hope to get a pikachu


#65

;-;
You should pokemon
go to the

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#66

your life


#67

What does sileeeeex tell his employees in the evening when the work is done?
You ken go.


#68

lmao gone for 2 years this thread still alive


#69

Tfw 6 months = 2 years


#70

sorry i meant 5 years


#71

Are you retarded? Get your math right Month = 12.3 decades so 12.3 x 10 = 123 x 6 = 738.

You’ve been gone for 738 years. Still not a millenia, I am disappointed.


#72

hmmm youre right. i have been wrong this whole time :frowning:


#73

What’s the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?
The knife has a point.

What’s the difference between a lobster with big tits and a barnacle covered bus stop?
Ones’s a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station

I called the rape advice hotline today
Apparently it’s only for victims


#74

This past week I made a couple bucks selling fake eclipse glasses
I’m not to worried though, those suckers will never see me again.


#75

i dreamed i drowned in orange soda
but when i woke up, i realized it was just a fanta sea


#76

Why did the Oryx Chicken cross the road?

Sshh! Don't look yet!

It can’t, because Oryx’s Chamber contains no road tiles


#77

Lost halls is a pretty bad joke


#78

my life


#79


#80

My life is a joke


#81

did somebody say horde?


#82

That’s a good one! It really is!!!


#83

YOOOOO xD