what do a stalker and a pokemon go player have in common?
they both hide in the bushes and hope to get a pikachu
Bad jokes
What does sileeeeex tell his employees in the evening when the work is done?
You ken go.
Are you retarded? Get your math right Month = 12.3 decades so 12.3 x 10 = 123 x 6 = 738.
Youâve been gone for 738 years. Still not a millenia, I am disappointed.
Whatâs the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?
The knife has a point.
Whatâs the difference between a lobster with big tits and a barnacle covered bus stop?
Onesâs a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station
I called the rape advice hotline today
Apparently itâs only for victims
This past week I made a couple bucks selling fake eclipse glasses
Iâm not to worried though, those suckers will never see me again.
i dreamed i drowned in orange soda
but when i woke up, i realized it was just a fanta sea
Why did the Oryx Chicken cross the road?
Sshh! Don't look yet!
It canât, because Oryxâs Chamber contains no road tiles