Bad jokes

#84

What do you do with a 3-legged dog?

You take it for a drag! :dog2:

#85

Did somebody say horde loot?

#86

What do you call an italian identity theif?

An IMPASTA!!!

#87
What do Knights get from the Ivory Wyvern chest?

The Mid-knight Star.

#88

:man_facepalming:

#89

whats the hardest part about eating vegetables? the wheelchair.

#90

Your life isn’t a joke! Be the change you want to see.

#91

whats an epileptic roman’s favorite food?

seizure salad

#92

Knock Knock…

Who’s there?

fuck you.

???
profit

#93

Not really a joke but
you can rent girlfriends from 35$ a week in china :slight_smile:

#94

hell yea!

#95

do they give discounts for whole year rentals

#96

My boss wouldn’t let me use this song for our christmas playlist at work :frowning_face:

#97

So 1 day (last friday) my teacher treated me to pumpkin spice latter cuz i helped him with something

i couldnt finish it so i brought it to class

then i got like so caffeinated that i went up to a classmate like hyper as fuck and went like

“what happens when cookie dough smokes weed?”

“what?”

“it becomes BAKED”

kill me

#98

@Toastrz
Do you want to hear a bread joke?
At yeast one?
Rye not?
I’ll wheat you alone later.

These bread jokes are getting mold, but I’m stale making them
Please don’t knead my face into my toes, I’d be toast

#99

A man comes home and sees a note on the refrigerator from his wife
She wrote, “This isn’t working. I’m at my mother’s.” The man opens the fridge, the light turns on, and he says to himself, “What the hell? The fridge is working fine!”

#100

What do you call a sick eagle?

Answer

Illegal. That’s my crappy joke.

#102

What did the Pet Rock say when summoned?

Answer

Life is hard.

#103

I get the joke, but the answer makes no sense.

#104

“Bad Jokes”
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