Bad jokes

#105

Why are the first 25 letters of the alphabet fascist?
Because they are not zs

#106

Who won the first Tour de france?
The 7th German tank division

#107

bad joke 9/11

#108

racecar backwards is racecar

racecar sideways is how paul walker died

#109

The first Tour de France was before tanks were even invented.

A classic: I haven’t talked to my wife in 5 years. Didn’t want to interrupt her.

#110

What’s the difference between a straight wedding and a gay wedding?

The reason the parents are crying.

#111

As long as it’s making fun of France I’ll like it

A lot of classic czech jokes are aimed at russians and Americans

#112

You mean western spies?

#113

Now adays its eastern spies. Russia meddling with our elections. So id say the new slavic culture to me is dislikeing russians. Because they give eastern europe a bad name. But americans still are western spies even though they buy our guns

and adding onto czech jokes. We joke about germans a lot to.

#114

What’s a german’s favorite number?

Nein.

What is an English Teacher’s favorite instrument
Cymbal-ism.

#115

sorry guys you can’t use my toilet, its clogged

Clogged Toilet

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#116

I was a bit scared to click.
No regrets.

#117

What do you call a cow with 0 legs?

Ground beef

What do you call a cow with 1 leg?

Steak (stake)

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean beef

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

A crippled cow ofc u monster

#118

no, 3 legged cow is tri tip

#119

:c

#120

Yo mama so ugly…
her memory foam mattress wishes it could forget

#121

As I was riding the train in to work this morning, my stomach started churning and I desperately needed to use the toilet. Unfortunately, the next stop wasn’t for 10 minutes, so I just sat there and held it…

The woman sitting opposite looked at me in disgust and said, “Is that poop in your hand?!”

#122

I like how Japan censors pornography.
It allows me to watch it with my kids.

#123

Teaching Math: Through the Ages

1970s:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

1980s:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. What is his profit?

1990s:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he turn a profit?

2000s:
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number of 20.

2010s:
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20.
What do you think of this way of living? How do you think the forest animals felt as the foolish logger cut down their beautiful homes?

#124

lol