Bad jokes

#145

well then the wedding AND reception sucked

#146

Oscar Wilde was a witty ass poet.

Enjoy some of his quotes.

  • Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
  • True friends stab you in the front.
  • When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.
  • A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.
#147

What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms?
2 Na

#149

What did the hungry clock do?
It went back four seconds.

#150

Yesterday my 10 year old daughter killed a butterfly in the park. To teach her a lesson i said “just for that you dont get any butter for a month” . Today she killed a cockroach in the kitchen. I said “nice try”

#151

heard that one before

#152

Suzie walks into the living room where her Daddy is watchin TV on a Friday night.
Suzie: "Dad…can I have the car tonight?"
Daddy: "Nah, I don’t think so Suzie."
Suzie: "Oh, please Dad…please please please…I’ll do anything to get the car tonight. I want to go out with my friends SO bad."
Daddy: "You’ll do anything?"
Suzie: "Anything!"
Daddy: "Ok, well…give Daddy a little head and you can have the car."
Suzie thinks about it for a minute, but she wants to go out so bad, she decides to do it and starts sucking on Daddy’s pecker.
Suzie: "DAD! Your dick tastes like SHIT!"
Dad: “Oh darn, that’s right…your brother got the car tonight.”

#153

que?

#154

dont you get it?

#155

no

#156

Good, preserve your innocence

#157

explain please :slight_smile:

#158

What’s white, blue, and drops rare Untiered items?

A White Bag! hahaha

#159

theres nothing to explain its just that brother had the car and daddy probably pooped on his wang

#160

Trust me, you will gain nothing from knowing

#161

How did Harry Potter go down the hill

Walking
JK! Rolling

#162

shudders

#163

Well it is a bad jokes thread

#164

Don’t have anal sex 5 days in a row…
You’ll be left with a weak end.

#165

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