Ban the person that posted above

#1489

You’re banned for not following the game rules.

And for daring to speak Ye Olde English to me.

#1490

I ban you for not being a furry

#1491

I ban you for already using that to ban me.

#1492

I ban you for not being a furry

#1493

I ban you for lack of creativity.

inb4 Xaklor replies with "I ban you for not being a furry’

#1494

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking BANNED, kiddo.

#1495

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However. You’re banned for reopening this thread.

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#1496

I ban you for breathing air

#1497

Banned for all caps name

#1498

I ban you for having a name that starts AND ends with a

#1499

I ban you for not having a profile picture

#1500

I ban you for not liking this post.

#1501

I ban you for banning me 20 hours early

#1502

Banned for secret reasons.

#1503

I ban you for using the beach mystic skin. Its NSFW

#1504

I ban you for banning seelpit the for the beach mystic skin as NSFW while the beach ninja skin she made is sitting in her pfp as a much better option

#1505

I ban you for having an upside down pfp.

#1506

I ban you for being the worst (the only not good tho) cat pokemon.

#1507

I ban you for being unlucky black cat

#1508

I ban you for not appreciating Valentina.