Wait… Candy is your name then… Your last name is Shi…
Then… HOLD ON
Shi = She
CANDYSHI = GURL
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE
Candy is a girl name:
LOOK AT THE GENDER NEXT TO NAME
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE
If you rearrange some letters…
YOU GET “CAN HIS D” (removing the y)
THATS THE START OF AN INAPPROPRIATE JOKE RELATING TO GURLS
STILL NOT CONVINCED? THERE’S MORE
LOOK AT:
THE NAME ORIGINATED FROM A LATIN WORD THAT MEANS WHITE/PURE
CANDYSHI’S STAR IS WHITE
SHE GETS TOO MANY WHITE BAGS
BUT WAIT
THERE’S MORE
SCIENCE SHOWS THAT GIRLS ARE MORE ATTRACTED TO SMALL ANIMALS
LOOK AT THE BEST ANSWER!
“I’m not a girlie girl, I’m not into soft toys and the like but I do like small animals and I think most men find them cute too, they just don’t admit to it :)”
##“but I do like small animals”
A MOUSE IS A SMALL ANIMAL
PIKACHU IS A MOUSE
@CANDYSHI IS ADDICTED TO PIKACHU
SHE HAS PIKAPHILLIA
#EXPOSED
drops mic