[Collect Rewards!] Dear Valentine~ By: Scorchmist

[GAMESONLY]

Judge by your heart.

[Starwartwo]

sooo… scorchy?

[Scorchmist]

uhh, i got distracted, since i made people wait so long, you guys can wait a little longer

[Niegil]

I demand that Shax be disqualified for never actually writing one for me

[Ethanchewy]

Eloquent

[BroooMC]

Since this contest is still ongoing, here is my letter to everyone.

[XHippobroX]

@Scorchmist you still doing this or is it over?

[Mynamerr]

Little do you guys know this contest is for valentines day 2018

[XHippobroX]

[Bluenoser]

I lub you guys

[SunIight]

i lub you too <3

[Efnuiwrbvu]

• blows away dust *

[Scorchmist]

ummmm well i guess ill plan to finish it by Canada day, like valentines = canada day

[Xaklor]

is this going to turn into shaxasno’s tokyo ghoul cover or whatever that was supposed to be?
postponed for eternity?
down the vortex of shallow promises?
buried under a thousand hollow excuses?
[Extended due to Absence of Host’s attention span]?
lost in the catacombs of crushed dreams?

i hope not, that would be sad. don’t be sad-maker.

[Scorchmist]

ill do it for you Xakie

[Mynamerr]

Maybe he cant pay the prizes anymore

[Scorchmist]

no dont worry, i still have basically the same amount of loot as back then.

[Scorchmist]

Ahh! Canada day = Valentines day!
Im going to increase prizes amounts and give more winners. pretend this was posted on july 1st

winner of the most favourite community and personal favorite:

Dear piggby I love you <3 I love your Sprite work I love your paintings I love you when you oink I love you when you eat (you look so cute) I love you when you sleep (you look so cute) I love your smell I love you when your fried I love you when your baked I love you when your stewed I love you when your baked I love you when strips of your meat is seasoned then fried I love you when your flayed and your skin deep fried I love you when your meat is cooked then shredded and put in between 2 …

Wins: art skin + sorceress + lil red + random things that i might find in my vault. I know he asked for lilred from me on another thread. So hf. Originally was ubhp, but i have very low supply of those…_{forgive me!} Also personal favorites so more stuff…

other personal favourites:

Oh I've done BMJ multiple times in the past under multiple different aliases. A Love Haiku My beloved Doc Fifty-years of fiestiness See you in bedroom - xxxShatterxxx

funny, but simple and commonly used.

Have a this can represent how much u die! ok you can also have some tops, i guess you can have like… 2 hydras or something.

@ConsoleMC Dear Console, Thank you for defending me when times got rough, when people disagreed When you thought that I had had enough and pressed you Enter key. You wrote a message that saved my pride, and helped me through and through you told the forum was a safe place to abide, and for that I thank you. To @Shaxasno A Haiku For You ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One day I saw you Leading a great group of men Who were…

this one was actually nicely done too, poetic and felt nice. More genuine feel than humour.
uhh have 2 hydras as well.

Hit into the mirror, always reflected Sneaky little spy, never defected Innocent serenity, written with chalk Endless love, sitting on the clock Our simultaneous action, the same as your name Mighty enjoyment, will be as purple as an Acclaim You provide the district with great hope Now please honey, don't drop the soap If you don't think it makes sense, try finding the hidden meanings. Ironically the person who it's addressed to is one of the few people who might actually figure out what it'…

this one stuck with his personality very well. It was great

although no reward for you because you’ve… died…

(here’s hoping I don’t totally regret this ) @Shaxasno I like reading your posts, they almost always bring a smile to my face. you’re always getting put in situations where you either can’t keep up or just don’t understand, but you don’t let that stop you from trying to be in the conversation. I still can’t tell if you’re putting yourself in those situations on purpose or not, but it’s still funny. most people who make little sense to others are just assholes or flat-out annoying …

good old Xaklor! complimenting both spetrums. although he says he regrets what he says to shax now, but ill just ignore that!

since you released your clock tower, ill give you an acrop and colo since they feel buff

Dear RealmEye forums, without all your sarcasm and endless stream of shitposts I would probably finish my homework much faster and be in bed 2 hours earlier than usual but it's all good Sincerely, turtle

this because it represents me so well. he can have a acrop since his pic is a pal and i have lots of acrops.

ok idk if i can do more than one but this ones out to @Scorchmist ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ as i have said, i love staplers but i guess some people dont at first i didn’t care because i said i won’t but then i saw an awful reply on a thread the sight of it made me want to go dead, it was along the lines of, “yo can i block this guys posts” and he continued to assault me with well placed roasts i said, “its over”, and i quit rotmg to play farmville i checked the forum, mr eyeball had…

gotta love staplers have a hydra, i plenty of those.

[image] [image] sigh O forum_admin! Such a digital wonder! So mysterious, a shadow in the corner. You’re so- Um… [image] Um… Agh, I’ll just reroll, anything’s better than this. [image] At least it has more than one post? Cupid must have gone mad! His arrows of love have blind fired my match! Alas, the loom of fate has been weaved, and destiny has been puppeteered by the Fate’s threads. Perhaps this shall be an awakening, a sealed future of unbound possibilities. O Syste…

sorry piggby, you know i cant read things that complicated, but it looks good and i love your method picking. here have two hydras.

Shaxasno’s Letters @Rmgnoob And @Stupidity

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@Xaklor

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Your intense Domination. It was shown in every word you typed, I knew you would be the one. The one who may have ruled my world someday, the one who may have overpowered me and put me in my place. But no, you’ve not discovered the true potential of your powers. Until you unlock your true powers, you will not be the one. @Scorchmist

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@Ryuyah

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@Selimmm

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@Shatter

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@OtherBill

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@Imurah

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@Mynamerr

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I’m not sure what to say about you honestly, we’ve replied to each other only a few times, I’ve seen you in forums once in a while, but never have we gotten to know each other, we’re still strangers.

Shaxasno’s Letters continuation @UnicornSla

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I was never interested in you even slightly, until I heard your voice. Sounded so deep, and amazing, just the way I like voices. Other than that, you’ve never gotten to know me on a deeper scale, this is the same mistake potential others have made. Maybe you and I could have been greater, but it’s all about the connections…UnicornSla, you had a great knight. @Zquid

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@MrLoaf

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Oh Loafy, Our first encounter will be memorable. You spoke with me using firm words. You seemed to know what you were doing, when you and I were traveling the realms and battling creatures. Oh such a great day it twas, maybe soon, very soon… We will be able to hang out again one day. For now, I shall wait for your que. HMU I guess it’s a good thing I’m not able to @ multible people in one post, which is why I had to make two… Anyways. @Niegil Oh Niegil, I’ve not forgotten about you! Your letter will come soon, your letter will be a speciel one, more speciel than the rest of these letters, not including the letter to Rmgnoob! Below is the honor of mentions, the list of people I would have written about if only they had gotten to know m…

this is when you werent as annoying. But yeah… typical shax. I’ll give you *two energy staves!!! what a deal!

A brief note, for everyone on the RotMG forums: -clears throat- If you can read this, I would like to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day, including a societally-appropriate expression of platonic love, with no intent or desire to infringe or encroach upon any preexisting relationships on either part (if any such may already exist). Please understand this is a one-time offer, subject to be withdrawn at any time with no advance notice, with no plans to repeat this outside the confines of a annu…

i guess you are actually tied in first for likes. Have two gcookies as appreciation for your work on the forums.

@SCORCHMIST So obviously @Shaxasno has rejected me So i only have one request for thee love me and my cringey self ill get you anything, even a shelf I will buy all your skins so you can make a profit I’ll give you your future, ill be your prophet For I am a poor lonely soul with emphasis on the lonely, and am a dole So Scorchy oh borchy, please be mine And you can you get in the hotel room at nine?

classic rhymes and weird things.
Have a cosmic and a hydra.

I know this goes against the rules, but I took time in making it and felt like posting it anyway, regardless if it could be entered or not. Here it is, my shitty poem dedicated to my main spriting inspiration, BLOODQWEN. Pixels of Pain and Love By: TylerJake Pixel for pixel Sprite for sprite Your drawings leave me in awe at first sight No matter what I do, you are always right My sprites are plain crappy And it leaves me with a fright… Will I even sprite well? Infact, can I ever? I try so …

although broke the rules, but it was good, also a fan of blood.

have a cosmic as well.

Ooh I finally have an idea for my valentine! Dear @XSpinATKx, No one is worse than Zlushy. Don’t be so hard on yourself.

have a hyyyyyyyyddrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaa!

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yep i have lots of hydras and stuff. Contact me on discord, ~()~ScOrChMiSt~()~#6098
or realmeye pm me, will prob be busy till like early-mid-end-next week. u guys can wait, you’ve waited like half a year.

[Scorchmist]

letting regen collect first?!

[OtherBill]

A brief note, for everyone on the RotMG forums…

i guess you are actually tied in first for likes. Have two gcookies as appreciation for your work on the forums.

Yay! They might not be Oreos, but I love gcookies!

(…why don’t we call them Nilla Wafers?)