[Collect Rewards!] Dear Valentine~ By: Scorchmist

#291

When you’re so deep in the ground that even the friend zone seems appealing.

#292

I swear to god, you left us. I leveled them up more than you. @Thees I need you to back me up on this. Not that I’m bitter or anything.

but actually I’m not bitter

that was really fun

#293

If you’re talking to @Shaxasno, yes, she left us…[quote=“FunDjembe, post:292, topic:5299”]
that was really fun
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yea it was haha

do you know what she called me before? a molecule in her universe…

#294

so you actually fixed the list @Shaxasno?

#295

@Scorchmist
Every time I see you it makes my downstairs happy!:stuck_out_tongue:

#296

No actually, the list is foxed inside my brain~

#297

:open_mouth: exposed

#298

ill can get @Thees here if you want

#299

Scorchmist.
You make my heart burn with the fury of something scorching.
You make my view blurry with your mist of beauty.
You make me do this to get items because i’m a noob.
My sensation while reading your posts is like finding 8 lifes on a bag.
My sensation while reading your posts is like dropping a bulwark.
Something something.

#300

Ayyy coming back with my second attempt.

Scorchy Borchy is so cool,
Docy Wocy makes me drool,
Trofi Mofi makes me cry,
I make me want to die.

#301

Docio, oh docio, wherefore art thou docio?
Oh hating love, oh loving hate!
Chicken, I hath just ate.
Oh doc, weilding the forum purification tome.
Doc, please take me home.
Teach me your ways of realm, and that I may become incredibly like you.
Doc, the pure, the wonderful, I aspire to be like you.

~OYEAGAMING

#302

To the man with the double personality:
you would look much better in nudity,
because regardless of your possibly hairy body,
you need not hide it to everybody.

or to put it more directly

#303

RiP artemis skin due to bella event chest :stuck_out_tongue:

#304

I coined “scorchy borchy”. I am very triggered. Also, @Scorchmist, can we write more than one.

#305

sure, since most people on this thread has already written multiple

#306

Oh my dearest spoobie.
I remeber you when you were but a one star,
beginning in this harsh and unforgiving world.
But hark, as I was unable to see your full potential,
blinded by your nooby innocence.
You are now bigger, better, and 8/8.
You have surpassed your first tutor.
I am stunned by your excellence spoobie.
Please, the tutor become teacher, teach me, and take me to your vault, take me home.
So that I can dig around in your vaul-give you a valentine.
Sexy Spoobie, you are my love.

#307

@SCORCHMIST

So obviously @Shaxasno has rejected me
So i only have one request for thee
love me and my cringey self
ill get you anything, even a shelf
I will buy all your skins so you can make a profit
I’ll give you your future, ill be your prophet
For I am a poor lonely soul
with emphasis on the lonely, and am a dole
So Scorchy oh borchy, please be mine
And you can you get in the hotel room at nine?

#308

Dear Doc,
You are the only moderator than actually uses logic. OtherBill is cool, but he WC’d my post because a dude fake quoted me.
You are the best and the real mvp, I respect you.
You WC the post that actually are meant to be WC’d.
You do not abuse your privilege.
You are funny, smart and sometimes sweet. (no homo)

"How about some rules?

Don’t like a topic? Don’t post in it.

Ya’ll have been WAYYYY too aggressive trying to close each other’s topics and flagging each other as a form of disagreement lately. Cut it out.
"- Doc, the one who wields the Tome of Forum Purification

I am thankful for such a good moderator as you.
Yours Truly, XDrDogex

#309

fun fact: all regulars are also capable of WC’ing topics. mods aren’t always the ones responsible

#310

o ___o When have I rejected you !