Hi folks, I’m bored, so I decided to host a contest on who can make me laugh. I’ll be giving away 5 DECA’s to the best jokes/shitposts/whatever that I find humorous. Winners will be chosen on November 3rd.
Good luck!
Winners:
When i was in the fifth grade i saluted a girl military style cos i thought she’d find it cool. We never talked after that.
Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began.
“A B C D E F G H I J L K M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z.”
His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where’s the P?
He replied, “It’s running down my leg.”
I wanted to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep
not like the screaming passengers in the back of his car
I don’t have 2020 vision.
He was having a mid-life crisis.
Not my own joke(by Eddie Murphy), but is a great joke.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and says, “Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?”
The rabbit says no so the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
