Contest to combat my boredom (Ended)


Hi folks, I’m bored, so I decided to host a contest on who can make me laugh. I’ll be giving away 5 DECA’s to the best jokes/shitposts/whatever that I find humorous. Winners will be chosen on November 3rd.
Good luck!

  1. @PrimeGrind
  2. @Nameness
  3. @ArexRew
  4. @Spixer
  5. @Jandal
    Pm me whenever be it on realmeye, in game, or on discord @ Fluorine#9994


Come back and play rotmg.


It’s not winter yet.


Move to Canada.


What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey.


My physics teacher told me I had a lot of potential

… then he pushed me off the roof.


Gimme Deca or no balls.
He need snack now or go store.
We heat Pizza for cold wars.


You asked for it


“Knock Knock!”
Who’s there?
Europe who?
“No you’re a poo!”


When i was in the fifth grade i saluted a girl military style cos i thought she’d find it cool. We never talked after that.


He beat anorexia with a wreckin’ ball

I’m a bad person


Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began.
“A B C D E F G H I J L K M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z.”
His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where’s the P?
He replied, “It’s running down my leg.”


I wanted to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep
not like the screaming passengers in the back of his car

I hate when people ask where I see myself in 2 years

I don’t have 2020 vision.

Why was the anti-vaxxer's 4 year old son crying?

He was having a mid-life crisis.





I dont know why I laughed at that


deepfried version



EDIT: oops my ctrl key isnt working


Not my own joke(by Eddie Murphy), but is a great joke.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.
The bear turns to the rabbit and says, “Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?”
The rabbit says no so the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.


Girl are you a knight?

Cause you look stunning