Corrupt-a-Wish


#1125

@moderators can you guise pls close this guy? he is really… screwed up. more than shax screwed up.


#1126

How im following the rules of the game?
Edit: you broke the game @moderators pls close @Starwartwo for suggesting I get closed when following rules of a forum game.


#1127

granted, but all you chars die

i wish for a stapler skin for the knight


#1128

Granted but you staple yourself to oryx and insta die,

I wish for more staplers in the world


#1129

granted

i wish for his wish to come true


#1146

First comment to not be flagged in the last 10!

Granted, I wish that people would stay on topic!


#1147

Granted, but some people get flagged so much for being off-topic, that they lose any chance of becoming regular in the foreseeable future.

I wish for my harmless tasty fried crickets and worms to be healthy in nutritional value, even if it’s the only thing I eat.


#1148

granted, but you become sick of them and die

i wish for regular to somehow appear to me ;-;


#1149

Granted but you lose it by starting political forum issues with me again,

I wish for a new car


#1150

Granted, but you become drunk in celebration and crash it.
I wish for @Shaxasno to notice me


#1151

Urm, not granted because I don’t notice strangers amongst other strangers

I wish for Sate to tell me the reasons of why he left me


#1152

granted but it doesn’t make any sense because he’s irrational sometimes

I wish for a perfectly edible and delicious cake


#1153

Granted because I’m sure my cooking shall make your stomach tingle with bliss.

I wish for my rogue to be succesful in these realms


#1154

Granted but success is very subjective, so your rogue dies at a very successful level 2,

I wish for free Ice Cream for children worldwide.


#1155

Granted, it’s all melted, and those without water get dehydrated due to the extremely high sugar content of the ice-cream.

I wish I was able to drink coffee


#1156

Granted but you can’t drink water

I wish for 100 life pots


#1157

granted, but they are swatsec staplers in disguise

i wish for staples


#1158

Granted, but they are plastic and don’t function like normal staples! (made in china most likely)

I wish @Shatter would corrupt my wish.


#1159

granted, but i am not shatter

i wish for non chinese or korean or indonesian or kenyan knockoff staplers only stapler brand staplers


#1160

Granted, you get an indian stapler.

I wish for more books to read.