@moderators can you guise pls close this guy? he is really… screwed up. more than shax screwed up.
Corrupt-a-Wish
How im following the rules of the game?
Edit: you broke the game @moderators pls close @Starwartwo for suggesting I get closed when following rules of a forum game.
Granted but you staple yourself to oryx and insta die,
I wish for more staplers in the world
First comment to not be flagged in the last 10!
Granted, I wish that people would stay on topic!
Granted, but some people get flagged so much for being off-topic, that they lose any chance of becoming regular in the foreseeable future.
I wish for my harmless tasty fried crickets and worms to be healthy in nutritional value, even if it’s the only thing I eat.
granted, but you become sick of them and die
i wish for regular to somehow appear to me ;-;
Granted but you lose it by starting political forum issues with me again,
I wish for a new car
Granted, but you become drunk in celebration and crash it.
I wish for @Shaxasno to notice me
Urm, not granted because I don’t notice strangers amongst other strangers
I wish for Sate to tell me the reasons of why he left me
granted but it doesn’t make any sense because he’s irrational sometimes
I wish for a perfectly edible and delicious cake
Granted because I’m sure my cooking shall make your stomach tingle with bliss.
I wish for my rogue to be succesful in these realms
Granted but success is very subjective, so your rogue dies at a very successful level 2,
I wish for free Ice Cream for children worldwide.
Granted, it’s all melted, and those without water get dehydrated due to the extremely high sugar content of the ice-cream.
I wish I was able to drink coffee
Granted, but they are plastic and don’t function like normal staples! (made in china most likely)
I wish @Shatter would corrupt my wish.
granted, but i am not shatter
i wish for non chinese or korean or indonesian or kenyan knockoff staplers only stapler brand staplers