Corrupt-a-Wish

#892

Denied because you already have plenty of it on these forums

I wish that i didn’t make this wish.

#893

then in that case…

granted you die of brain cancer

I wish for less stupid wishes

#894

Granted, but everything else on the forum becomes more cancer-ish

I wish for Santa to become real

#895

granted, you are now stalked 24/7 by a fat man in a red suit who arbitrarily decides whether or not you are a “good person” with no one to contest his ruling.

I wish for a bucket

#896

Granted, but it has a hole in the bottom

I wish for a cookie

#897

granted but this happens

I wish for another bucket

#898

Granted, but it is a salt bucket, and dissolves into whatever you put in it.

I wish for Xaklor to stop wishing about buckets

#899

Granted, now Im wishing for them

Guess what I wish for?

#900

Your wish remains pending - I’ll transfer you to one of my clients

As for now, in the next 4 days you will receive 1 hour of terrible luck - unknown time.

I wish to beat a G rank Tigrex in MHFU but instead of getting the rare item, I get the ‘less rare’ item - The Hvy fang in-particular c:

#901

Granted, you beat a G rank Tigrex in MHFU, and get a ‘less rare’ item, but it is the Light fang, and it deals -10000 damage, meaning you actually heal enemies.

I wish for a tacocat

#902

u get one but i eat it

i wish for a good company to buy rotmg

#903

Granted

Although it happened several months ago

(also, ty for the Tigrex wish fundjembe - the armour was actually useless however - can’t get rid of demonic protection on it… Fuck)

I want a refund on my shitty armour

#904

granted but then the gnomes take the refund money

I wish for gnome dominance

#905

granted, but they eat you

I wish I wont get eaten by gnoms

#906

Sure.

No catch!

Just don’t let your whim down.

I wish I can dodge valentines day

#907

Sure.
You somehow time travel/warp and dodge valentines day,
but you also dodge every other holiday, and your birthday.
Oh, and you were supposed to meet your soulmate on valentine’s day, but, you know, you dodged it so…

I wish for some good speakers

#908

Granted, but he speaks in a dead language and you can’t do anything about it

I wish to make this thread great again.

#909

Granted, but greatness is subjective and most people still think the thread sucks.

I wish for this thread to be locked.

#910

Granted, I locked it into my mind.

I wish for better realm servers.

#911

Granted, now everyone has their own butler who serves food thanks to DECA

I wish for silex to be more active on the forums
(He is on the forums)