Corrupt-a-Wish


#2095

Wish GRANTED!


I wish I had actual boobs that are at least B cup


#2096

Granted, they’re virtual up-to-date B cup boobs.


I wish we lived in the matrix.


#2097

Granted, but the matrix wishes you didn’t live in the Matrix

I hope for jelly beans


#2098

Granted, but they’re Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans, and they’re all booger, earwax, and vomit flavor…

I wish for a fish on a dish.


#2099

Granted but there is no fish

I wish for a blue fish


#2100

Granted, but it dies.
I wish I had an internet connection that let me play ROTMG.


#2101

granted but you can’t play realm anymore

I wish I could have 5 boxes of Swedish Fish


#2102

Granted, but they come to life and go to live in a real ocean.

I wish that I didn’t look as hideous as I do in real life.


#2103

Granted, you look more hideous.

I wish I got as many free dungeon keys in my gift chests as I would like.


#2104

Granted but they’re all for pcaves

I wish I didn’t have homework


#2105

Granted, but you instead have tests that have every single homework question you would have gotten and the tests.
I wish that I wasn’t going through depression.


#2106

granted but you die

I wish you would reply to me so I get a notification


#2107

Granted but then your computer crashes.
I wish I would get a hug from my mom.


#2108

granted but its from your dad

I wish I wasn’t addicted to the forums.


#2109

granted, but you get addicted to reddit

I wish for a fucking cbow


#2110

Granted, but the cbow only does anal.

I wish that the number of replies on this thread stayed consistent with the year


#2111

Granted but stays inconsistent to piss you off.

I wish for the game to be back to normal


#2112

Wish GRANTED!


I wish google would let me have some uuhhhh anime tiddies


#2113

Granted but you’re placed on the FBI watch list and ur RoTMG acc is deleted

I wish for pixie


#2114

but u have to feed right after u get it
i wish for a life