Corrupt-a-Wish

#2155

Granted. They tip the pizza over on you though… but it’s never ending!

I wesh for betr grammers

#2156

Granted, but now your vocabulary has been diminished to the equivalent of about 1/4 year of learning english.

I wish Seelpit will earn a scholarship soon. :wink:

#2157

Granted, but “soon” is in 36 years

I wish for not being hungry

#2158

Granted, now you’re thirsty.

I wish bullet hells were actually bullet hells and not like at Daichi, “Hahaha here’s a giant ring of bullets that will kill you. TANK THIS!”

#2159

Granted, but now it’s touhou

I wish for a djinn to drop tcave

#2160

that’s already better because touhou hitboxes are already small, unless, that is, Realm hotboxes are applied…

Granted, but it was stuck between deep water blocks.

I wish flight was a bad thing.

#2161

Congratulations, flight is now globally seen as, and I quote, “a bad thing” - Donald Trump; airplanes all over the world are decommissioned, airports broken down, jobs are lost, and vacations cancelled.
However, with the airports shutting down, a huge crisis all over the world causes multiple countries to collapse, due to lack of any supplies being delivered!

I wish my crush and I could actually comfortably talk more uuugughghghghg

#2162

Granted, but now you are in the permanent friendzone. Any notion of advancing your relationship would have her break any ties with you as soon as she could.

I wish I got a phenomenal roll.

#2163

[ERROR: TYPE OF ROLL UNSPECIFIED]
(even so, I took it as a sushi roll. Granted, but it’s made of poisonous Sea Urchin.)

I wish I could fight with my middle fingers without breaking them. (.†¬‚¬).† ————— ¥(O.O¥)

#2164

Granted, you fight against your middle fingers for whatever reason and they don’t end up broken. Just badly bruised.

I wish renewable energy could be more easily acquired.

#2165

fine with me.

Granted, but…
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…I just invented the energy continuum that indefinitely flows electrical current through a system without losing charge. Screw your renewable energy when we have infinite energy in this one device.

I wish … insert name fixed his refrigerator because it sure stinks around here.

#2166

Granted, he/she/gender-neutral fixed it to smell worse

I wish I wasn’t going to China for 2 weeks in month of the mad god next month

#2167

Granted, you go to north korea instead.

I wish for a cake.

#2168

Granted,

returns to the realm of the living to become your undead slave!

I wish to get more free character slots.

#2169

Granted but a lich feasts on your essence.

I wish for broken forum games

#2170

Granted, but forum games now wish for broken you.

I wish for Death Note to come to real life.

#2171

Granted, you’re the first one to die.

I wish I got a free trip to the US.

#2172

perfect

Granted, you’re deported immediately.

I wish _____________________.

#2173

Wish GRANTED!
However, ___________ ___________ _____________________! _______________ ________________________________ _____ __________________!

I wish I could actually make The Good Music with Milkytracker

#2174

Granted, but it all comes out as pikachu

I wish for some pizza