Corrupt-a-Wish

#2195

Granted, you can teleport to anywhere that is 300 Celsius or hotter

I wish the average temperature where I lived was 78 Fahrenheit (yeah I am gonna use Fahrenheit and Celsius in the same post, deal with it)

#2196

Granted!
However, it achieves this average by bouncing between -22 and +178 constantly.

I wish for the ability to create delicious food at any given time.

#2197

(I actually don’t see anything weird about that since fahrenheit is made for human-tolerable temperatures so the context here makes sense)

granted, only you can’t eat it yourself and have to give it to other people instead

I wish I was less pathetic at irl interactions

#2198

granted, now you’re so good at irl interactions everyone else is pathetic in comparison

i wish i could stop biting my nails

#2199

Don’t see how this is supposed to be bad

Granted, you no longer have arms

I wish that people would just have common sense.

#2200

granted, but you lose both your arms

I wish more people used this forum

#2201

granted, now the forums are unusable due to the massive amount of people using it

i wish my wish wouldn’t get corrupted

#2202

Granted. That is all.

I wish for a sandwich, and no I don’t want a witch made of sand, or an inedible sandwich, or lose the ability to taste.

#2203

granted, but it’s so good that as soon as you get it you get a permanent erection

I wish for a bagged milk

#2204

Granted, but you take an airplane to Canada to buy the milk,

I wish for a typewriter

#2205

granted, but the typewriter is only able to print &

i wish i could see more colours

#2206

Granted!

…however, the amount of colors you perceive causes your brain to become overstimulated, rendering you effectively blind.

I wish I could eat lunch without being interrupted.

#2207

granted, but now the less people you have within a 10cm radius of you, the worse your lunch tastes

i wish i could peel oranges faster

#2208

Granted, your secret technique is to throw them in a blender

I wish for the most anime body pillow of all time

#2209

Granted; its Nevov Seelpit steals it.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

#2210

Granted, but it’s the last wish you are allowed to make

I wish for immortality

#2211

Granted, you’ll now slowly go insane over the thought of living 400.000.000 years.

I wish I had more freetime.

#2212

Granted. You waste it all on playing realm.

Unfortunately, I cannot make anymore wishes.

#2213

Granted? But now you can make wishes.

I wish I could speed up time.

#2214

Granted; you lose control of your powers and age yourself into dust.

I wish for nothing.