Corrupt-a-Wish

#2215

Granted, but that is certainly a waste of a wish.

I wish to die happy.

#2216

granted, you are now happy:

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I wish for some ice cream

#2217

Granted; its white flavored.

I wish for uhhh…whatever Xaklor wished for.

#2218

granted, only yours is pee flavored. don’t ask where the pee came from.

I wish my controller could keep up with my fingers

#2219

Granted ! Your hands are now USB cables, allowing easy controller use !

I wish i could get a 3 milk layer on my oreos.

#2220

Granted. However, you are allergic to a random layer with each oreo.

I wish for liquid euphoria.

#2221

granted, only it comes out of your butt so you have to extract it that way

I wish I could breathe underwater

#2222

Granted! You can now breathe while underwater…for a maximum of 5 seconds before your lungs can’t take anymore water and burst. So, uh, bee careful.

I wish I could repair plates I accidentally broke.

#2223

…isn’t that just… drowning?

granted but you can only do it with ramen noodles

I wish my hands could vibrate so I could mess with people who wouldn’t see it coming

#2224

Granted but when they start vibrating they won’t stop for 24 more hours

I wish I had a big cat as a pet (clearly nothing can go wrong, impossible to corrupt gg i won the game)

#2225

You get a giant human sized cat identical in appearance to cats as displayed in the Cats movie

I wish for Shrek 5

#2226

Granted, but it’s only the name that’s Shrek 5, it’s really a high octane thriller movie, with bad editing.

I wish for the ability to turn back time

#2227

Granted, but you have to sacrifice your best friend :sob:

I wish I was a better writer.

#2228

Granted! You can now write better than before. However, you don’t notice it yourself, causing you to get frustrated and give up on it.

I wish I could create honey from my hands.

#2229

Granted, now honey will constantly pour from hands and everything you touch will be sticky.

I wish for a trebuchet.

#2230

Granted, however the trebuchet is constructed out of asbestos

I wish my favourite bands would visit Australia more often

#2231

Granted, but they had a reason to not visit Australia: all of them were super allergic to spiders and just die because we all know theres spider rain in Australia.

I wish I had more block knowledge

#2232

Granted! However, you have lost all capability to understand circles and the like.

I wish I had a Jellyhead Trickster friend.

#2233

Granted but the trickster and the jellyfish are two completely separate beings both in constant pain because of the forced fusion.

I wish I had Infinite money

I have the power of God Terraria and anime Minecraft on my side!

#2234

Granted, but other people know about your infinite money, and you are turned into a money printing machine for them if you don’t want to die.

I wish to finally finish Terraria