Corrupt-a-Wish

#2235

You finish, but sink into a mire of endless depression because you realize that there’s nothing left to do.

I wish that DECA will take down rotmg for my birthday this year :smiley:.

EDIT: smh spell hard

#2236

Granted, but its only for a 15 minute server update.

I wish for the apocalpyse.

#2237

The apocalypse happens, and society crumbles… around you. You end up the last surviving member of the human race, and you are incapable of pulling the trigger to kill yourself.

I wish for a bowl of ice cream.

#2239

Granted, but you don’t like the flavor.
I wish for an actual social life.
(forgot to reply to GBslayer)

#2240

Granted but boom anxiety

I wish I was able to speak english better than an american 4 year old

#2241

Not granted; you have already achieved that.

I wish for…Hmmm…I dunno, I wish for whatever the next guy wishes for.

#2242

Granted, but you got caught in a paradox.

I wish for …Hmmm…I dunno, I wish for whatever the last guy wished for.

#2243

Granted, but you got caught in a paradox.

I wish for …Hmmm…I dunno, I wish for whatever the last guy wished for.

#2244

Granted, but you got caught in a paradox.

I wish to be free of the paradox.

#2245

granted, you now have 12 arms

I wish for 7-foot tall teddy bear

#2246

Granted, you now own a small teddy bear with a huuuuuuge head.

I wish I could have 3 arms

#2247

Granted but its not an arm its a penis joke XDDDDDDDDDDDD

I wish for the ability to talk to cats

#2248

sigh

Granted, now you can’t sleep because cats always annoy you.

I wish for a rainbow fish.

#2249

I am afraid that is not possible. I won the game.

granted but it is in constant pain. (too lazy to make up a reason)

I wish for them cash but not infinite this time

#2250

granted, but its in a foreign currency and you don’t know how much it is and where its from
i wish for a work ethic

#2251

Granted! However, it is much too over-the-top. You end up dying from overworking yourself, and are to be reborn in another world as a standard isekai protagonist. The show scores an average of 2.7 stars out of 5, with critics claiming it to be “good, but not very inventive”.

I wish for PSI powers.

#2252

Granted but it stands for Penis Size Increase. F in the chat.

I wish for a cabin in the woods

#2253

granted but it’s only big enough to fit a toaster.

i wish for someone who’ll love me back

#2254

Granted, but they are a cannibal, they love you, and your taste.

I wish for a pile of bones

#2255

granted, but the bones are infested with spider eggs

i wish i had some pickles