Corrupt-a-Wish

#2256

Granted, but the pickles were made with vinegar created from your tears.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

#2257

wait, how’s this bad? vinegar is vinegar

granted, but it’ll take affect when you stop procrastinating

i wish for a nintendoland sequel

#2258

granted, but the opening cutscene is two girls one cup and it can’t be skipped

I wish for 7 chocolate oranges

#2259

granted, but the ratio of peel to orange for the first orange is 90:10. the ratio only gets wider from there for each orange oncoming.

i wish for a good transformers book

#2260

Granted but its fanfiction.

I wish for a good computer

#2261

how is this bad

granted, but the standard of good is what was good in the year 2003

i wish for a drumkit

#2262

granted, but its horribly out of tune and sounds like it came from the dump, which it did, and every time you hit it the volume is randomized from -17.5 decibels to instantly deafen everyone within a 50 mile radius
i wish for the ability to teleport at will to where i actually want to go

#2263

Granted! However, you have to be naked, and you can’t take anything with you except your own body.

I wish I could sew clothes well.

#2264

granted, but it only works when your eyes are closed

I wish I could taste things with my fingers

#2265

granted, you can’t turn it off and the taste is delayed by 24 hours

i wish for friends to play games with

#2266

Granted! However, you don’t share 1 game you all universally like, thus leading to a shaky relationship between you all.

I wish I had enough pairs of pants.

#2267

wait wtf

Granted, but all your pants are shorts, so every time you go out and it’s even mildly cold out, you suffer.
I wish Deca’s server’s weren’t potatoes.

#2268

Granted!
Instead, they are now apples.

I wish I could freely manipulate sound.

#2269

granted, but your hearing is now 1000x more sensitive

I wish I didn’t have to poop or pee ever again, any waste materials that would normally have to be removed from my body in this manner would just magically vanish instead

#2270

Granted!
In addition, you don’t ever need to eat again! Or drink. Because you cannot. Your entire digestive system has become inoperable, but you remain self-sustaining; attempting to eat or drink anything would be like taking soft, tasteless rocks into your mouth - as you can’t taste anything either.
Make the most of your eternal, flavorless existence!

I wish I was able to instantly cure breast cancer with a single thought.

#2271

Granted. You can now cure breast cancer, but you cause brain cancer in the process, so your patients are even more screwed now.
I wish for mosquitos to go extinct.

#2272

Granted, but its only because a meteor completly destroys earth.

I wish that whoever corrupts this wish dies.

#2273

Granted, but- *thud*

#2274

I corrupt your no-wish by reacting like there’s a wish.

I wish to have a crystallised mist IRL

#2275

Granted, but you don’t have a ring slot irl.

I wish for a creative wish.