Corrupt-a-Wish

#2276

Granted, but that was your creative wish, and now you have no more.

I wish to cease to exist instaneously and painlessly,

#2277

Granted, your removal from existence was entirely painless and happened with a blink of an eye. But you only ceased visually. No one can see you or hear you or interact with you at all. You also cannot interact with anything, you forever roam the Earth as a floating ghost.

I wish I wasn’t allergic to anything

#2278

Granted but lets just slap some brain cancer in you instead

I wish for inhuman reactions (note: BETTER than human reactions)

#2279

granted, you are now a frog

I wish for the ability to feel any physical sensation I want without necessarily having to experience the thing that would normally cause it (ex: I can feel warm without having something warm nearby if I wanted to)

#2280

Granted, but it is always too much (ex : you have two “blankets” instead of one)

I wish for a flying fish.

#2281

Granted, but the fish immediately flies away.

I wish for a tree in my front yard.

#2282

Granted, your front yard is now entirely tree

I wish I had more time

#2283

Granted time has been slowed to a tenth of it’s normal speed, everything movement/reaction speed and speed of thought (including yours) have been slowed accordingly.

I wish for the ends of my fingers to just be flesh. Like no finger nail. I want the back of my fingers look exactly like the front.

#2284

Granted.

I wish for a coffee maker.

#2285

Granted.

However the coffee maker comes to life and kills you.

#2286

:angry:

#2287

Granted

I wish for cereal to eat (with no milk)

#2288

Granted, but it’s radioactive:
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I wish for you to corrupt this wish.

#2289

Granted, but since you have made the same wish as Wilhuff, you shall meet the same fate as Wilhuff, you can no longer make wishes

I wish for fish to be immortal

#2290

Granted, however they reproduce easily and rule Earth in 10 years.

I wish for a pet parrot that attacks boring neighbors

#2291

Granted, but it attacks you because you are a boring neighbor as well.

I wish for the ability to wish once more.

#2292

Granted, but that was you’re on wish.

I wish for all humans to be legitimately intelligent

#2293

Granted, but all living creatures get smarter as well and war with the humans, resulting in the apocalypse.

I wish to be off wish.

#2294

Granted! You will no longer be listed on Wish, as someone has now purchased you. Y/N, you’ve been sold to One Direction!

I wish I could drink water…but faster…without dying.

#2295

Granted, but you have to [censored], because [redacted]!?
I’m not brave enough to say what I want to lol Also, this thread is alive again… huh.

I wish for this game to have some variation of Elder Realms