Corrupt-a-Wish

#2296

Really surprised this thread is still alive -> Oh so it was revived after 3 years of inactivity, that explains.

Granted, but they look like this:
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I wish I had a ctrl+f function for real world items.

#2297

Granted, but it magically prints out an image of the item on paper and leads you to that instead of the actual object.

I wish for the next person to be nice to me.

#2298

Granted, but the person after me is gonna be a huge jerk to you

I wish for the ray gun thing in Tron that can pull things in and out of video games

#2299

Granted, but things disintegrate after a second and then the device that you pulled it out of or into is set on fire.

Lol @NoxNovus is a shitty name. What does it mean, new puke?

I wish I had a list of every song I can recognize.

#2300

Granted, you lose the ability to recognize songs.

I wish it would be ~5 degrees cooler outside.

#2301

Granted, the average temperature of earth goes down by 5 degrees, a new ice age commences.

I wish I was adept at playing piano.

#2302

Granted, but you’re an Ice Adept trapped at an abandoned piano warehouse called “Playing Piano.”

I wish to have the ability to control your wish.

#2303

Granted, but the only control you have over it is how it gets corrupted

I wish I had better coordination

#2304

Granted, now your reflexes make you punch everything that moves slightly

I wish for knowledge

#2305

Granted! You now know exactly how all insects’ mating rituals work! However, in doing so, you lose the capacity of more creative thought, and are thus no longer able to live life normally.

I wish I could be more motivated to draw.

#2306

Granted but you dont have any paper

I wish I could read

#2307

Granted but you already could you dummie, lets also add lung cancer just for the memes

I wish for pizza

#2308

Granted; it gives you lung cancer just for the memes.

I wish for lung cancer just for the memes.

#2310

Granted, but the memes were overused; lung cancer is not funny anymore.

I wish for the card Archwitch Willow in hearthstone

#2311

Granted, but your account gets deleted and you lose the card.

I wish for 50 decas in rotmg

#2312

Granted, but your account gets hacked and i get all the decas.

I wish for half life 3

#2313

Granted but half life 4 comes out and half life 3 becomes unsupported.

I wish I had regular

#2314

Granted, but we all know yes+yes=no

I wish for dust

#2315

Granted, but it’s a single speck that you can’t do anything with.

I wish for this thread to die.

#2316

Granted, but the next post will be a necrobump.

I wish I could always have 5g wifi connection across the whole world.