Granted, but the TOWERS COME TO LIFE AND FUCKIN DESTROY THE WORLD AND SPREAD CORONA VIRUS
I wish to not have a corrupt wish
Granted, but the TOWERS COME TO LIFE AND FUCKIN DESTROY THE WORLD AND SPREAD CORONA VIRUS
I wish to not have a corrupt wish
I wish I had regular
Granted: you had your second wish a day ago
I wish that this world was a nicer place to live in on occasion.
Granted, you now remember everything in horrifying detail
I wish for one singular dollar
Granted, but Iâve sworn to overthrow it and subject it to my policies and regulations! (True Story)
I wish desensitization didnât exist.
granted, without desensitization everything that scares you is now guaranteed to terrorize you for the rest of your life and you can never ever get over it.
I wish that a certain thing would happen
A certain thing happens, but with a clever twist to make it less desirable.
I wish I was immune to all disease
Granted! Thanks to your immunity, you can no longer contract any diseases. However, anyone in your immediate vicinity will get every disease that has existed in the history of mankind! Congratulations. Youâve killed the entire planet.
I wish I could talk with whales.
Granted, you can now talk to Japan, but I think his english isnât very good.
I wish I was in a better form.
Granted! You are now incredibly fit but at the cost of being partly liquid at random times.
I wish that I could go swimming more often
Granted! You now have the option to go swimming more, thanks to a greater amount of free time and water. However, you have also lost all of your body image confidence! Exposing your body in any way now easily leads to anxiety attacks. Have fun swimming!
I wish I could listen to any music for free.
granted, but it will always have the sound quality of phone call hold music
i wish to put out wildfires