Corrupt-a-Wish


#2317

Granted, but the TOWERS COME TO LIFE AND FUCKIN DESTROY THE WORLD AND SPREAD CORONA VIRUS

I wish to not have a corrupt wish


#2318

Granted

I wish for 6g wifi


#2319

Granted but it’s 5 billion years in the future.

I wish for a second wish


#2320

I wish I had regular

Granted: you had your second wish a day ago


I wish that this world was a nicer place to live in on occasion.


#2321

Granted, but you don’t get to enjoy any of the benefits.


#2322

What’s your wish?


#2323

Oh shit I forgot.

I wish I had perfect memory.


#2324

Granted, you now remember everything in horrifying detail

I wish for one singular dollar


#2325

granted, you are now 300$ in debt

I wish I could turn into a mermaid and back at will


#2326

granted, but

i wish to join cube cult


#2327

Granted, but I’ve sworn to overthrow it and subject it to my policies and regulations! (True Story)


I wish desensitization didn’t exist.


#2328

granted, without desensitization everything that scares you is now guaranteed to terrorize you for the rest of your life and you can never ever get over it.

I wish that a certain thing would happen


#2329

A certain thing happens, but with a clever twist to make it less desirable.

I wish I was immune to all disease


#2330

Granted! Thanks to your immunity, you can no longer contract any diseases. However, anyone in your immediate vicinity will get every disease that has existed in the history of mankind! Congratulations. You’ve killed the entire planet.

I wish I could talk with whales.


#2331

Granted, you can now talk to Japan, but I think his english isn’t very good.

I wish I was in a better form.


#2332

Granted! You are now incredibly fit but at the cost of being partly liquid at random times.

I wish that I could go swimming more often :upside_down_face:


#2333

Granted! You now have the option to go swimming more, thanks to a greater amount of free time and water. However, you have also lost all of your body image confidence! Exposing your body in any way now easily leads to anxiety attacks. Have fun swimming!

I wish I could listen to any music for free.


#2334

granted, but it will always have the sound quality of phone call hold music

i wish to put out wildfires


#2335

granted, you remove all oxygen from the earth
we all die

i wish to stop landslides


#2336

granted, everything gets levelled

i wish to eradicate disease