Corrupt-a-Wish


#2337

granted, everyone with disease just disappears randomly

I wish to have fun


#2338

Granted, you have 1 second of fun and then have crippling depression for the rest of your life

I wish for there to be actual wholesome emotional support in my life


#2339

Granted, but you keep encountering painful situations that make you require all that support.

I wish everyone had decent infrastructure for their primary needs.


#2340

Granted

I wish for nothing


#2341

Granted! You have received nothingness…in the form of your own form! Therefore, you are no more. Enjoy your state of non-being!

I wish I would buy ESC already


#2342

Granted, you have bought yourself an Eel-Stuffed Croissant.

I wish to redo life from the beginning


#2343

Granted, but it is a completely different life. You are now a ladybug, and you will last 6 days before being smashed by a shoe.

I wish to have a slurp pet with heal and electric irl.


#2344

Granted, but the electric affect only you, you are paralyzed and in constant pain, you wish to die but the healing keeps you just barely alive.

I wish I was good with a sword


#2345

Granted, but at the cost of constantly being challenged by other sword users. You can’t get a break, but at least now you can use those sword skills often! Have fun!

I wish for functional art skills :frowning:


#2346

granted, you are now extremely skilled at making art, but it is now the only viable career path for you. any other options you might be interested in pursuing will now arbitrarily not work out for some reason.

I wish I knew what the fuck was going on for the upcoming school semester


#2347

Granted, you are now a teacher with a mediocre salary, and you can never leave the job. On the bright side, you’ll always know about the details of the semester!

I wish diseases stopped existing.


#2348

Granted, but we become slaves to a nefarious new world order that prescribes the mandatory medicine that keeps us alive and physically healthy.

I wish we had a functional dyson sphere.


#2349

granted, but there’s no way to transfer the power to earth

I wish for a pi


#2350

Granted, however you are subjected to learn the infinite numerical value of pi.

I wish for a fun time getting back into ROTMG after a year break.


#2351

Granted! However, you lose interest in your previous favourite game series, entirely. I hope you’ll enjoy your bullet hell adventures!

I wish I could pet an Ampharos without being electrocuted.


#2352

Granted, Amphoros is now a volatile fire type, when you pet him his flames flare up violently and you burn to death

I wish to commit treason


#2353

Granted

I wish I could dab without looking like a retard


#2354

You’re supposed to corrupt the wish.

Granted, but now you look like a retard whenever you walk.

I wish there was a tool to anchor things to their surroundings in mid-air without creating obstacles.


#2355

Granted, but it exists in rotmg

I wish to be cool


#2356

So this is basically r/monkeypaw…

Granted, your body temperature cool down, this your cells could not maintain homeostasis.
In other words, you are cool as a dead person.