granted, there is now a cactus lodged deep inside your asshole.
I wish I was 6 inches shorter
granted, there is now a cactus lodged deep inside your asshole.
I wish I was 6 inches shorter
granted but you get ninjaâd by someone approximately 11% more fabulous than you who has a more original wish corruption idea
I wish I was 6 inches shorter
how exactly is this a bad thing? ill take it, i honestly donât care anyhow
granted, someone sneaks into your house and saws off the bottom 6 inches of your legs
i wish for something
granted, you will always get that specific item for every dungeon/boss/whatever you get sb on, but you will no longer get ANY other whites/sts/anything you want
i wish for the ability to look at anyone and instantly know their internet name (s)
Granted (Iâve wished that too, sometimes, admittedly), but now youâre also cursed with knowing all of the stupid, seedy, and vile things that people have done on the internet, and itâs hard to look at them in the same way.
I wish everyone was more civil/mature about everything (even if theyâre imperfect), especially on the internet.
Granted! However, all of their deeply-stashed away intrusive thoughts now all arrive in your head instead! I hope your mental thinkpan can contain all that!
I wish I could shapeshift in any way I wanted, an unlimited amount of times, with no repercussions.
To a smaller degree, I actually have that that problem irl ); -Book
Granted, however a known serial killer can do it too. They morph into your body and proceed to do a genocide. Hearing gunshots, you walk outside of your house and a cop shoots you three times in the head. You die.
I wish to have complete control of my bodyâs velocity.
Granted, you can go from the speed of a turtle to your current speed.
I wish i found love
Granted, but every time you tell someone you love them, they reject you.
I wish I could fly
granted, you will now spontaneously levitate up to a height of 15 feet, and then get slammed down to the ground
i wish for a cyan bag UT heavy armor to exist
Granted! However, it is wholly outclassed by T9 due to its downsides and hard-to-obtainability.
I wish I could make myself a delicious sandwich even without having the ingredients on hand.
Granted, but if you donât have the ingredients you want on hand you obtain them from someone who does, and they will know exactly who took it. You had better have one of your sandwiches on hand if they find you
I wish for the ability to stop the flow of time while I catch up on social medias and news.
Granted! However, the effect only affects Earth, thus de-synchronizing the moonâs rotation. I hope youâll be able to keep up with the flood of news channels reporting on that!
I wish I could eat as much as Iâd want without getting sick.
Granted. However, due to your recent wishes being centered around food, it is now also the only thing youâre interested in. On the bright side, you can now focus on using your new food eating power forever!
I wish that I can convince anyone to agree to any price I state for an item.
Granted, but now you have a curse and you can only state prices 5x higher.
I wish I could do a void.
Granted, but you dc right before the boss dies.
I wish I could accelerate time while waiting for realms to close.
Granted! However, you are unable to control the time acceleration, nor the speed-up value, which is so high that you accelerate beyond the standard AFK timer of 20 mins, thus leading you to miss the Castle entirely. Better luck next time!
I wish I was able to give cuddles too anyone instantly without it killing or hurting anyone.
Hehehe, Deacon you silly ! How can i corrupt THAT wish ? Youâre already part of the cube cult, come on !
I wish i had pills to stop my schizophrenia.