Corrupt-a-Wish

#2678

Granted, but your ideas are crazy and people think they are weird.

I wish for a Reikoku

#2679

Granted! However, you are given it irl, and are arrested for being in possession of illlegal weaponry due to an anonymous report from your neighbor.

I wish I had a cute, plaid skirt that fit my current and future realistic sizes perfectly without hurting or killing me.

#2680

Granted, you now owe me 200$

I wish for a cake

#2681

Granted! However, the cake is you.

I wish I had a comically large spoon so I could pull all kinds of shenanigans.

#2682

Granted, you spend your life savings to pay an artisan to craft a massive spoon that ends up being too heavy to carry. Art doesn’t come cheap.

I wish I had a spray bottle filled with a fluid that would remove any bad odours.

#2683

Granted! However, while it does remove bad odours, it not only removes any odour, but it also makes everything a disgusting colour, based on the observer’s least favourite color. A truly distasteful piece of equipment.

I wish I got a cake mix every other day to use for only that day so I can easily bake a cake when I want to.

#2684

Granted, but if you don’t consume the entire cake created from the cake mix within the day, then you won’t get any more cake mix. If you don’t bake the cake mix for whatever reason (e.g you don’t like the flavour) then you won’t get any more cake mix until you bake the current one. The mixes can come in literally every flavour - and boy oh boy is there some interesting ones out there.

I wish for the ability to find cool rocks

#2685

Granted! You find the cool rocks when someone with a sling hurls them towards your face.

I wish I didn’t owe Xaklor $20.

#2686

Granted, but now you owe Xaklor $2020.

I wish for the ability to teleport bread.

#2687

Granted, but you can’t control where you send it.
I wish I had a set of copic markers

#2688

@Poopythell you get a cdirk on a lvl 1 wizard, but a small cube kills you before you can pick it up


#2689

i wish Outlaw was banned

#2690

Granted, but then I steal and resell them in hopes of paying off part of my accumulating debt to Xaklor.

Granted, but it’s just their Ninjakiwi account so they can’t play bloons tower defense.

I wish people would follow the rules of this thread.

#2691

I wish any jar I held refilled with its previous contents.

Granted, but the thread continue regarless is a more annoying fashion.

#2692

Granted, but every time it refills with 105% of the jar’s total capacity, thus spilling said contents onto you if able. Unfortunate, and slightly inconvenient, but at least you get infinite jam now :sunglasses:

I wish I could get back into baking somewhat regularly, and have myself/others enjoy the goods I produce.

#2693

Granted, but everyone goes gluten free. They still enjoy it, but it gives them terrible tummyaches

I wish I could set warps to teleport to places I’ve been

#2694

Granted, but your health drops to 1 every time you use a warp.

I wish I could have a pet with 4 abilities

#2695

Granted, but the abilities are savage, attack far, rising fury, and attack mid

I wish Pokémon were real

#2696

Granted, the mortal world is now in peril as living dragons and literal deities roam around in broad daylight, preying on whoever they wish.

I wish I could take the form of any animal I’ve seen before.

#2697

granted but you’re blind and have no memory now

I wish I could sleep