Corrupt-a-Wish

#2698

Granted, you now have narcolepsy

I wish I had a more interesting life

#2699

Granted, but your life is so exciting that you never have a break again and wish you had your old life back.

I wish I could beat my older brother at foosball :pensive:

#2700

granted, but before he gets hurt he uses the world to stop time and kill you

#2701

What? Foosball is a game where there are mini soccer players attached to rods and you hit around a mini soccer ball! I don’t want to hurt him :joy:

#2702

Granted, but you hurt everyone else around you.

I wish I had a bag that makes a fart sound every time it is opened

#2703

granted, it is made of flesh and is located somewhere you’d expect farts to come out of. you’ll have to get your hands dirty to use it, quite literally * unsubtle winks and nudges *

I wish I could know the outcome of any random event before the random event occurs. this power can be toggled on and off and only affects random events I choose to know about.

#2704

Granted, for every event that occurs, there are an infinite number of possibilities. With this massive flood of information entering your brain, it overloads and leaves you as little more than a shell of a human.

I wish I could mark someone, and be able to observe them at any time no matter where they are.

#2705

Granted, you are apprehended by spies and taken in for questioning every time you use it though.

I wish for a sandwich - about *this* big.

#2706

Granted, but its stuffed with the most disgusting vegetables

I wish for a domestic bear

#2707

Granted, you raid a wildlife enclosure to steal a bear so you can tame it, earning the ire of bear-kind around the globe. You must now spend the rest of your life in hiding for fear of the bear army finding you.

I wish I could revive RotMG characters.

#2708

Granted, but DECA bans you for hacking

I wish for the power to change local temperature at will

#2709

Granted, every time you need to change the temperature, a massive cooler/heater spawns right above you and crushes you.

I wish I could see the damage values of any object I wanted to.

#2710

Granted, but you aren’t sure how it scales. Also every time you eat something unhealthy, you take damage.

I wanna go Super Sayian

#2711

Granted! However, your body is unable to contain the immense power, and should you ever attempt to harness it, your body would explode!
On that note, you also wouldn’t be notified of having this power in the first place, so it’s not like you’ll ever know :3

I wish I could have a cool theme composed for me.

#2712

Granted; but it plays in every occasion despite the mood.

I wish for a pizza box that whenever opened, contains the openers favorite pizza

#2713

Granted, but it has a size of 1ml

I wish for a sword of acclaim in real life

#2714

(isn’t ml a measurement of liquid tho?)
Granted, but it ends up being useless because it shoots a tiny blue pixel, which does absolutely nothing.

I wish I don’t have to learn about taylor series next monday.

#2715

Volume, which is the correct measurement for both liquids and boxes

Granted, you now have to learn about Fourier series.

I wish I would never have to clean my room again

#2716

Granted! Your room becomes a black hole and therefore 100% clean, because no dust particle can escape its gravitational field!

I wish I had a big seal plushie to cuddle with.

#2717

Granted, but the seal plushie becomes constantly emotional and requires cuddles 24/7. This may seem good, but someones gotta pay the cuddle bills.

I wish for the extra arm machine used by Dr. Octopus in Spiderman