granted, it’s a tiny milkshake with the word huge on it.
it was MY floofy pupper that died, and it was YOUR floofy pupper that killed it. I wish that my floofy pupper was still alive
granted, it’s a tiny milkshake with the word huge on it.
it was MY floofy pupper that died, and it was YOUR floofy pupper that killed it. I wish that my floofy pupper was still alive
it is but it liek me better
i wish for xaklor to give up on her nostril fetish
“granted you now have 6 nostrils”
granted, but it brought friends.
like, a LOT of friends.
your house now has more dogs than your local adoption center, and you can’t even fit then all, let alone feed them
i wish i could have a reasonable estimate of how long something’s going to take by simply looking at it
Granted, but looking at someone reveals how long they have left to live, likewise when you look in the mirror.
I wish for a device that produces a healthy gray paste that tastes whatever the consumer wishes
granted, but it never digests and ends up clogging your digestive system, killing you
I wish for belladonnas to be a good dungeon
Granted, but it goes back to the garbage drops that no one wants.
I wish for the power to open any jar with ease no matter how sealed
granted, but the earth’s crust qualifies as a jar keeping all of the molten lava in so it splits open right under your feet and you fall in.
I wish people would stop calling me DBiz and either call me dbiz (preferred) or Dbiz
GRANTED, BUT EVERYONES CAPS LOCK AND SHIFT KEY MALFUNCTIONS WHENEVER THEY ATTEMPT TO TYPE YOUR NAME
I wish to always be at a comfortable temperature no matter the surroundings
Granted, but a sphere with a radius of 1km centered on you drops the ambient temperature to absolute zero, rendering the surrounding area inhospitable to life. You are unaffected by this death zone, but lose all sense of temperature, thus making it “comfortable”.
I wish to be fluent at English.
granted, but you forget all of the other languages that you know and everyone else forgets english and instantly becomes fluent in latin. All english words and letters are changed to latin as well
I wish I had a plastic bowl
Granted, but it’s made of PET and I apply PETase and MHETase on it.
I wish plastic was biodegradable.
granted, but that wish is too kind to corrupt. sorry!
I wish for all the realm Youtubers that left to come back
Granted! However, it’s only because of Item Forge. After realizing the main gameplay still hasn’t changed, they re-realized all of Realm’s flaws that forced them to leave. The community is none the wiser.
I wish I had all Touhou games.
Granted, your comment is now partially invisible and makes no sense in this thread.
I wish i would stop procrastinating the yearbook.
granted, its renamed to a decadebook so you can wait another 9 years to deal with it. by that time u age 20x as fast as normal people… gl with that fucking neckbeard lmao
and @NyanGamer that is an absolute win!
i wish for prcsakuras npe to not get cucked by a stupid death
granted, he accidentally deletes it
you have so many dogs that if you try to feed them all, you’ll run out of money in a week
i wish i could go back to sleep right now
Granted, but narcolepsy plagues you for the rest of your life.
I wish for the ability to respawn in the closest, safest place if I were to get killed
Granted! If you die in any way, you will respawn in your closet. So, if you die of old age, you’ll still respawn, but you probably won’t have much longer to live anyways. As you get older and older, your deaths become more and more frequent, and eventually you just end up dying, respawning, staying alive for like a day, dying, respawning again, dying again, and it only gets worse from there.
Have a nice life!
I wish I had a nice pair of gloves.
Granted, but they’re inside your liver, which is probably quite unhealthy in the long run.
I wish I was more focused.