Corrupt-a-Wish

#2838

Was I kidding or not? Who can say

#2839

you can

#2840

:shushing_face::shushing_face:

#2841

Granted, but you become the only lifeform on Earth, as all other living beings spontaneously disappear.

I wish the sun became 10x brighter.

#2842

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I wish for all plates to be converted to bowls

#2843

Are you serious, my comment didn’t post to the sun comment… that took a while :expressionless:

#2844

I thought your pfp was a minecraft skin of the mbc wearing a black shirt not a melee class helmet thing lmao

#2845

Granted. Tectonic plates are included.

I wish I knew what @XBookwyrmX was going to say about the sun wish.

#2846

Granted. You also sprout wooden antlers that pierce your brain, leaving you mentally incapacitated of properly processing what they were going to say.

I wish to have a box that contains boxes but only weighs as much as if it did not contain anything except air.

#2847

Granted. The boxes are microscopic. Good luck using them!

I wish for a pound of aerogel.

#2848

granted, but you end up inside it and suffocate

I wish for this wish to not be corrupted

#2849

Sure, granted. Literally nothing happens.

I wish I could finish all my work in time

#2850

granted, but you rush through it and do it very poorly.

I wish for kalle to come back.

#2851

Granted, but the reason he came back was because you quit and he couldn’t stand playing rotmg with you.

I wish for a lumiare irl

#2852

granted, but it’s twiceas tall as you, weighs about 2.4 tons, and u cant even use it becuase you are neither a sorcerer or a priest. you are a human

#2853

Granted, but you can’t figure out which end is the danger end, so you never use it for fear of instant vaporization via backfire.

I wish people would remember to put questions at the end of their responses so we wouldn’t have to keep leapfrogging like this.

#2854

questions?

can i have a wish?

#2855

Granted, but at the end of each response is a vague philosophical question.
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What is life?

I wish the moon didn’t exist.

#2856

Granted, the stability of the solar system is messed up and the Earth is sent into a death spiral into the sun.

I wish for the next wish to not make sense

#2857

granted, but it involves you

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