Corrupt-a-Wish

#2918

Granted, but everything else in life isnt

#2919

what else is new

#2920

I wish I had full control over gravity/gravitational forces.

#2921

Granted, but you accidentally bring your whole house down.
I wish I had 1 character slot.

#2922

granted, but its 1 extra character slot on top of all the other ones

I wish for all of you to check out the ā€œGreat art Contestā€ thread

#2923

Granted, but they donā€™t actually post anything.

I wish for robot-waifus to be real

#2924

grnted, but they take over THE WORLD, and enslave you

#2925

heā€™s into that

I wish people wouldnā€™t forget to make new wishes

#2926

granted, they forget to make corruptions instead

I wish I could get toxin tooth and pernicious peridot instead of blue bags

#2927

Granted. All potion drops become those untradable STs and you can no longer naturally max your characters.

I wish I could get that watch I got today to work properly without needing to buy this tiny battery.

#2928

Granted, you have to buy a huge battery.

I wish I had a scorbunny stuffed animal

#2929

Granted, but it comes to life the moment you arenā€™t looking at it and tries to mess with you.

I wish all socks were permanently warm and cosy.

#2930

Granted. You cannot wear any other clothes. Hope you enjoy your nudist existence!

I wish my spacebar would work as consistently as my other keys without any other part of my computer setup getting damaged in some way.
Oh, who am I kidding, youā€™ll all find some way to mess up my fingers or somefin.

#2931

Granted. Your space bar is up and running, with hundreds of alien customers visiting every day. Your mimosas sell particularly well.

I wish I could purge my whole house of dust and trash in an instant.

#2932

Granted. They are purged by flame, along with your house and everything else within.

I wish that people would shut up and take the damn vaccine so I can go outside again.

#2933

Granted, they take all the vaccine and run away with it.

I wish for something.

#2934

Granted, you get an angry gorilla.

I wish for wars to be settled through a wrestling match of the involved partiesā€™ leaders.

#2935

Granted. For strategic defense purposes, world leaders now consist solely of bodybuilders, most of whom donā€™t even know where Australia is.

I wish for the next person to come up with a wish for me, which they must then corrupt.

#2936

Granted, the world is in chaos and riots are breaking out everywhere.

I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich that was huge

#2937

this is honestly the best corruption Iā€™ve seen