Corrupt-a-Wish

#2938

Reminds me of the Phineas and Ferb restaurant where they buy a star and make a space bar.

#2939

Granted. Itā€™s so big that you have to eat it outside, but itā€™s so heavy that you drop it on the ground on accident.

I wish I had known how to do the line thing before yesterday

#2940

granted, buā€¦ ā€¦ ā€¦ ā€¦ .
i wish for more wishes

#2941

Granted, but the only thing you can wish for with those wishes are more wishes.

I wish for all of the RealmEye clout

#2942

granted, but why? by the time you do get it, everybody quita realmeye

#2943

granted, but everyone forgets what your wish was and it gets deleted

I wish everyone who posted in What would you ideal character be? got their ideal character in game

#2944

granted, but it gets killed by rotmg troller 5 minutes later

#2945

I wish you would start actually making your own wishes.

#2946

ok srry.

I wish for o3 to be easy

#2947

granted. Itā€™s easy to die on.

I wish o3 was easy to complete

#2948

granted, but its INCREDIBLY easy to not gat any loot on

I wish for no lag

#2949

Granted. All characters now die immediately upon entering the nexus, with no lag whatsoever.

Since it got ignored last time: I wish for the next person to come up with a wish for me, which they must then corrupt.

#2950

Granted, but I only leave an incredibly cryptic reference to what the wish and the corruption are.
0010000101001200011900103 0011100109001080011700116 0010400120001180011000099 0011000121000980009700114 0010500103001010012100121 0011000115001090009800111 0011400097000990011300112 0010000099001030010900099 0009700106001210011400105 0009900116001000011400097 0010000100001160010500114 0010700103001120011200120 0010700107000980012000111 0010200114001090012200121 0009700103001100011400108 0011400107001120011400115 0011700122001040010900109 0012000122001100012100109 001210011200101

I wish I had any creative ideas for wishes left.

#2951

granted, but they are so creative that all mortal minds explode after reading it

I wish I will be able to complete o3 today

#2952

granted, but you donā€™t qualify for loot and just waste your time

I wish I had a 100% mathematically perfectly spherical rock that weighs exactly 1.5 lbs

#2953

Granted, but I have unlocked the secrets to the Banach-Tarski paradox and clone your rock repeatedly within a reasonable amount time, because weā€™re all jealous of your perfect rock and donā€™t want you feeling too specialā€¦ ):<

The worst part is, we never really understood the original purpose for your wish. You had invented the perfect rock tumbler to create miniature pieces of art for your own enjoyment, so you didnā€™t bother patenting your works. And now that we are mass manufacturing these for our own gain, their value is as that of the dust, and no one credits you for anything.

You now sit amongst your decaying collection of rocks, pondering how the world could possibly stoop to such dreadful levels. :sob:

I wish to further investigate the potential of Odontodactylus Scyllerus, a favorite childhood creature, for the betterment of human technology.

#2954

Granted! A reasonable sum of money is deposited in your bank account for use in research. You open your laptop and immediately get vaporized by a conveniently placed laser beam.
Maybe install laser shields next time!

I wish I didnā€™t get so hungry right beefore sleeping by being able to just eat something much earlier than it to keep me satisfied.

#2955

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You open your laptop and immediately get vaporized by a conveniently placed laser beam.
Maybe install laser shields next time!
[/quote]

Is that a TRON reference? (:

#2956

Granted, but the only substance that makes you feel full is non-decaf coffee.

I wish I had a Cloak of the Planewalker irl

#2957

granted, but its still 8x8, with each pixel bieng represented by a single atom. gl trying to use it

I wish for a Human-sized d-blade irl