Corrupt-a-Wish

#3038

Granted! Too bad you didn’t specify what you meant by “deca”, so you pay an admin 14 glife and in return they spawn a decaract on you. I suppose that’s technically not a corruption.

I wish for a jar of peanut butter.

#3039

Granted! You gain a block of peanut-injected butter that has assumed the form of a jar. “Inside” of it is a block of glass. Itadakimasu~!

I wish I could make some GREAT noodles. I’m talking really really good-tasting ones.

#3040

Granted, but I eat all of them.

I wish for my own private island.

#3041

Granted, but there’s oil on it. Good luck against the US military!

I wish for a comically large spoon.

#3042

Granted, its so comically large that it’s mass implodes the univers or some scientific sh*t im not smart.

I wish id remeber to reply to people @Mynamerr

#3043

Granted! However, every time you remember, you forget something else. Tell me what day it is.

I wish for a really really comfy Snorlax plushie I can lay down on to de-stress.

#3044

Granted, but every time u lay down it uses hyper beam and incinerates you.

I wish for an actuall good oryx st mini skin (the 1 ingame rn is just and oryx skin, not based of the st set)

#3045

Granted but every time you want to equip it, you have to solo an Oryx 3.

I wish for superior knowledge of machines so I can repair anything I want.

#3046

Granted (also thanks for free o3 unlocks), but you are so clumsy you cant evfen hold a pencil!

I wish for Valor to have better-looking HP/MP/Prt/Sg bars to be rounded

#3047

Granted! However, the update that ships this change never comes out. Development mysteriously grinds to a halt, causing the game to slowly start fading into obscurity, until eventually the plug is pulled.

I wish I could succesfully utilize everything out of liquids, thus removing my need to have a bladder/urinate.

#3048

Granted, but you’re eaten by a giant frog.

I wish I could fly.

#3049

Granted (was that a konosuba reference there?), but every time you fly, you reject a piece of your humanity.

I wish MBC’s items had the same color scheme as it.

#3050

Granted! However, they use MBC 1.0’s color scheme. I hope you enjoy your 44 shades of grey!

I wish I could actually put in more effort in this dang duo assignment >8(

#3051

Granted! since im a kind-hearted soul, there’s no corruption!

I wish for MBC to be easier.

#3052

Granted! MBC is a lot easier now, but the Lost Halls before going to the MBC is a lot harder now, making it very difficult to reach the reworked MBC…

I wish for an assassin rework.

#3053

Granted, but its a nerf.

I wish for a delicious hamburger.

#3054

Granted, but I make it for you and we probably don’t live anywhere near each other. Oh well, more for me.

I wish I had more plushies to put around my room.

#3055

Granted, but they’re possessed by evil spirits. They don’t do anything particularly threatening, but its still pretty annoying when they run around in the middle of the night.

I wish there wasn’t a snowstorm outside.

#3056

Granted! The snowstorm has moved inside now.

I wish for a large quesadilla.

#3057

Granted, the cheese is moldy and the tortilla is stale.

I wish for more money.