Corrupt-a-Wish

#3118

Granted. Your brain cannot load any of the vision you would gain, and thus, your eyesight remains unchanged.

You look cooler, though!

I wish I could give a lot of people hugs at once.

#3119

Granted. You are now a fifty-limbed monstrosity. Nobody really wants to hug you anymore, but your fast enough to catch up with them anyway. Just donā€™t hug people too hard or they might just snap in half.

I wish for a sparkly rock.

#3120

granted, but it explodes in your face

I wish for a white bag

#3121

Granted. You get a Dirk of Cronus drop from a Cube God, but you disconnect before you can pick it up.

I wish for something more fun than a Campaign during events.

#3122

granted, but the event only lasts 26 minutes

I wish that I could understand several languages

#3123

granted, you now have an extremely deep understanding of the words ā€œseveralā€ and ā€œlanguagesā€ and all the ways they can interact.

I wish I had time for a nap

#3124

Granted, but instead of taking a nap you waste the time on your phone

I wish I was more eloquent

#3125

late reply but it actually happened (sort of). I was doing a wizzy ppe and was lvl 4, did a cube god and got a dirk, but died trying to pick it up

#3126

granted, but the meaning changes to be a synonym for ugly.

I wish for rotmg to undie

#3127

granted, but now everyone must pay rent irl with decas or be executed. But players are up!

I wish to hike a mountain peacefully

#3128

You take a nice, long hike up Mount Kilimanjaro, the tallest mountain in Africa, while on a vacation there.

With nothing to bother you but the curious stares of the local fauna and an occasional breeze,
you make your way to the summit.

You cannot help but marvel at the change in scenery as you trudge up the beaten path towards the peakā€¦

The once arid landscape had given way to a snow-covered land covered intermittently by clouds.

After what seemed to be an eternity, you reach the zenith of your journey.

The view is beautifulā€¦
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I wish I remembered how to play this game
I legitimately forgot how to WASD and aim at the same time

#3129

Granted, but then you quickly realize why you left in the first place.

I wish the forums werenā€™t so dead, especially with the loss of old members I miss seeing around. :cry:

#3130

Granted, the forums are alive and as lively as it used to be! But after only a few days, everyone suddenly disappearsā€¦

I wish for a Realm Rework!

#3131

Granted! Deca decides to rework realm to have better performance on their servers. The solution: All 8x8 sprites are now a 1x1 blob. This also applies to other sprites proportionally.

I wish I could find a good someone to date

#3132

Granted, it would be good to date them, and you did find them, but they arenā€™t interested

I wish everyoneā€™s socks were always inside no matter what for the rest of eternity and couldnā€™t be taken off

#3133

Iā€™m going to assume you meant to say the socks were inside out instead of inside, uh, something

anyway have you ever worn a cast? have you seen how gross those things get? thatā€™s what every personā€™s feet are like now for the rest of time. thanks a lot dude. now everything is gross and disgusting and it can never be fixed.

I wish I had 10 times as many legos as I do now

#3134

A post was merged into an existing topic: The General Chat Thread

#3135

Granted, but itā€™s 10x the mass of your Legos all combined into one unnecessarily big Lego brick

I wish I had an Arcanine as a pet (cool fluffy tiger dog pokemon)

#3136

Granted, you now have a tiger as an irl pet. It eats a child from your neighbourhood and you have to go through a ton of struggle to cover it up.

I wish I was less bored.

#3137

Granted, you are now the tiger eating children from my neighborhood

I wish for a perfect cover up for the death of a child