granted
i wish for his wish to come true
First comment to not be flagged in the last 10!
Granted, I wish that people would stay on topic!
Granted, but some people get flagged so much for being off-topic, that they lose any chance of becoming regular in the foreseeable future.
I wish for my harmless tasty fried crickets and worms to be healthy in nutritional value, even if itās the only thing I eat.
granted, but you become sick of them and die
i wish for regular to somehow appear to me ;-;
Granted but you lose it by starting political forum issues with me again,
I wish for a new car
Granted, but you become drunk in celebration and crash it.
I wish for @Shaxasno to notice me
Urm, not granted because I donāt notice strangers amongst other strangers
I wish for Sate to tell me the reasons of why he left me
granted but it doesnāt make any sense because heās irrational sometimes
I wish for a perfectly edible and delicious cake
Granted because Iām sure my cooking shall make your stomach tingle with bliss.
I wish for my rogue to be succesful in these realms
Granted but success is very subjective, so your rogue dies at a very successful level 2,
I wish for free Ice Cream for children worldwide.
Granted, itās all melted, and those without water get dehydrated due to the extremely high sugar content of the ice-cream.
I wish I was able to drink coffee
Granted, but they are plastic and donāt function like normal staples! (made in china most likely)
I wish @Shatter would corrupt my wish.
granted, but i am not shatter
i wish for non chinese or korean or indonesian or kenyan knockoff staplers only stapler brand staplers
Granted but you watch the entire human population die out while you are the last human left(sorry that was a bit dark wasnāt it?)
I wish for stupid P2W guy who has no brain to leave these forums forever. You all know who Iām talking about if you read the other parts of the forum. He has been triggering me for a while now.
EDIT: I messed up the spoiler lehl xd
Zlushy
granted but he makes another account, spreading his āloveā throughout the forums
I wish I had some Toast