Corrupt-a-Wish

#1833

Granted but he got ninjad

I wish for water

#1834

Granted but it’s saltier than the Dead Sea
I wish for pizza

#1835

granted but it has broccoli on it

I wish for all the ubhps

#1836

Gtaned but they are just pictures
I wish that I can write in C++ and C#

#1837

Granted, enjoy wasting your time with the most cancerous programming language.

I wish for a cbow.

#1838

Granted, but it’s black and shoots potatoes.

I wish for free burritos.

#1839

Granted, but it’s a breakfast burrito someone accidentally put hot sauce in.
I wish for French fries

#1840

Granted, but they cost 1 euro per fry.

I wish for the election results to have a positive effect on the future of the Netherlands.

#1841

Granted, but the positive effects only last for a year, after which everything spirals downwards rapidly.
I wish to not have to be on a rowing machine for an hour straight tomorrow.
:sweat:

#1842

Granted, but you are only exempted from duty because you landed in a coma.

I wish sleeping was unnecessary.

#1843

Granted, but you still want it.

I wish for more hours in a day.

#1844

Granted, but the hours become proportionally shorter depending on how many more you add.
I wish that this wish won’t come true. If it doesn’t come true, you all get my :cookie:

#1845

there is no wish

#1846

But there is, it’s just slightly paradoxical in nature

#1847

Granted, but I get your :moneybag: too.

I wish decamenu would also include an option that removes particles caused by poisons.

#1848

Granted, but you can’t see your own either.

I wish decamenu would hide other players

#1849

granted but you can’t see your own character and die on all your maxed chars

I wish for useful wishes

#1850

Granted, but you can’t read them.

I wish for a pocket-dimension storage item in real life.

#1851

Granted, but it causes a singularity, reseting the universe

I wish to have RoTMG’s items in real life

#1852

Granted, but you also brought the monsters. Now oryx is wreaking havoc across the globe, and there’s no nexus to tp to, nor character slots/second chances (unless you believe in reincarnation, but you lose the memories anyways).

I wish for a movie about this to be made by someone other than me.