Corrupt-a-Wish

#2035

Over there,

I wish I could hire a samurai

#2036

granted, but its a gundam sengoku astray with shitty posture (@Scorchmist btw do you know gundam at all?)

I wish for lewt

#2037

granted, but u only get p bags

I wish that evil chickens took over rotmg.

#2038

Granted but deca removes theme
I wish for fuken mad robe DECA plz

#2039

Granted, but you decide to buy it from Oryx.in and get banned for rwt

I wish for random=funny

#2040

Granted but you cant laugh
I wish for new PC

#2041

Granted, but you get a potato chip.

I wish for a bag of chips

#2042

Granted, but the bag is 101% air.

I wish for more time.

#2043

Granted, but it’s tjime to stop

I wish for mank demes

#2044

Granted but they are dank
I wish for regular badge

#2045

regular show badger

I wish for more specific wishes

#2046

granted but their still vague

I wish for a cbow :wink:

#2047

Granted but it does 1 damage

I wish for more content

#2048

granted but its garbage

I wish for a catch phrase

#2049

Granted but it’s “;#|€”

I wish for weather cycles

#2050

Granted, but it just cycles bad weather, it is never sunny, expect for the few times it is scorchingly hot.

I wish for divine assistance during my test tomorrow.

#2051

granted but you fail the test.

I wish for less QQ and more Pew Pew :wink:

#2052

Granted, but less than a lot can still be a lot and more than very little can still be very little.

I wish for a moderately bad grade for my test tomorrow.

#2053

granted but you die irl

I wish for all white bags

#2054

Granted, but you also get every (intact) white plastic bag ever deposited, and suffocate because the space around you with filled with bags, bags and bags.

I wish not to be afflicted by a lack of sleep, even when I haven’t slept much.