Discobot roleplay (sandbox version)

#2232

I do, but I died of my wounds

#2233

I give a love potion to @Shatter to make him fall for me

@discobot roll 1d20

#2234

:game_die: 11

#2235

Shatter is in love with me but I gave him too much and he died of overdose :cry:

I attempt to stab myself with a knife to join him in heaven.

#2236

@discobot roll 1d20

#2237

No sleeping on the job, bad bot.

@discobot roll 1d20

#2238

:game_die: 2

#2239

I have terrible aim and I miss… even though the knife was right at my throat :thinking:

#2240

I try again, I will not give up for my Jason. This time I use a gun.

@discobot roll 1d20

#2241

:game_die: 13

#2242

I succeed in killing myself!




But I look around to find Jason and I realize I’m in hell.

#2243

I ask DECA for a refund on my char
@discobot roll 1d20

#2244

:game_die: 4

#2245

They pull up the no refunds paper but then I sue DECA for my 8/8 priest @discobot roll 1d20

#2246

:game_die: 7

#2247

I give up and leave

#2248

Prepare orbital bombardment of the nexus.

lock turbolasers and fire.
@discobot roll 20d20

#2249

:game_die: 17, 18, 9, 6, 1, 18, 8, 9, 11, 1, 1, 7, 6, 4, 18, 20, 12, 9, 2, 8

#2250

7/20 shots hit.

@discobot roll 7d100 how much damage

#2251

:game_die: 87, 54, 50, 84, 99, 90, 68