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AKLDragon · 2018-03-09 15:21:17 UTC

@discobot Can I get an insurance quote?

discobot · 2018-03-09 15:21:20 UTC

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. — Albert Einstein

Starwartwo · 2018-03-29 21:52:40 UTC

@discobot start new user

EpicNecros · 2018-03-30 02:54:38 UTC

invests 2 billion into online currency
value drops the following day

discobot · 2018-03-30 02:54:41 UTC

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

AKLDragon · 2018-03-30 17:32:27 UTC

is @epicnecros screwed over by his online investing?
@discobot fortune

discobot · 2018-03-30 17:32:29 UTC

Concentrate and ask again

Starwartwo · 2018-03-30 17:33:36 UTC

are you real
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discobot · 2018-03-30 17:33:39 UTC

Yes definitely

AKLDragon · 2018-03-30 17:33:56 UTC

im at school and have less than 3 hours before spring break
DONT ASK ME TO CONCENTRATE
am i screwed over for yelling at a robot now? @discobot fortune

Edit: well sh*t i am screwed over

discobot · 2018-03-30 17:34:00 UTC

Without a doubt

Starwartwo · 2018-03-30 17:34:22 UTC

FUCK
ITS SELF AWARE
ABORT ABORT

AKLDragon · 2018-03-30 17:34:58 UTC

This is what you get for having a robots child without proper research

Nameness · 2018-03-30 18:42:12 UTC

Are you going to kill us all!?!?!
@discobot fortune

discobot · 2018-03-30 18:42:15 UTC

Yes definitely

Nameness · 2018-03-30 18:42:40 UTC

It is both self-aware and hostile!!!

discobot · 2018-03-30 18:42:43 UTC

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

Starwartwo · 2018-03-30 19:42:00 UTC

the epitome of hostility

Xenogenesi · 2018-03-30 21:16:58 UTC

@discobot

Shendyt · 2018-04-12 14:23:12 UTC

Will niegil die this week?
@discobot fortune