Dishes as UT's?


#1

Charlies Knife

Knife

Charlie… give daddy the knife… ch… charl-charlie… give give th-thank you…!

Stats:

  • Tier: UT
  • shots: 1
  • Damage: 200-385
  • Projectile Speed: 10 tiles/second
  • Lifetime: 0.35 seconds
  • Range: 3
  • Stat Bonus: +5 SPD +5 WIS -10 HP -10 MP
  • Fame Bonus: 5%
  • Feed Power: 750
    (Sword)

Plate of Catastrophic Anger

plate

Its said that even the most angriest people couldn’t break this plate

Stats:

  • Tier: UT
    While Key Held:
  • MP Cost: 10 MP/sec
  • Effect: Speedy on self

When Key Released:

  • MP Cost: 115
  • Damage: 900-1050
  • Projectile Speed: 15
  • Range: 15
    Stat Bonus: +10 HP +3 ATT +3 DEX -15 SPD
    Fame Bonus: 5%
    Feed Power: 650
    (Ninja Star)

Spoon of the Unforgivable Cereal Killer

spoon

The spoon of the alleged cereal killer, he’s still somewhere out there…

Stats:

  • Tier: UT
  • Range: 4.5
  • Damage: 180-235
  • Stat Bonus: +15 HP +5 ATT +5 SPD -15 VIT
  • Special properties: Shots hit multiple targets
  • Fame Bonus: 5%
  • Feed Power: 850
    (Wand)

Fork of the Ruthless Pig Lord

fork

I don’t remember where the fork came from but i think a small red wizard might’ve dropped it… I think it was an Imp

Stats:

  • Tier: UT
  • Shots: 2
  • Damage: 80-120
  • Projectile Speed:14 tiles/second
  • Lifetime: 0.475 seconds
  • Range: 6 tiles
  • Amplitude: 0.5 tile(s)
  • Frequency: 2 cycle(s)/shot
  • Fame Bonus: 6%
  • Feed Power: 750

Drops From:

  • N/A

More info

Super Bored and stumped, so have some dishes…

The knife is refrencing this video Charlie Put down the Knife


#2

when i saw the title i went like “wut”?

I was NOT disappointed


#3

bro