Favorite ROTMG Enemy Quote?


#82

"No axe can fell me!" -Ent Ancient
Paired with: "You’ll taste my axe!" - Dwarf King

Or:
What is this lazy Beach Bum doing in my realm?!

Or:
Let the apocalypse begin!


#83

whats that from?


#84

“The meat ain’t supposed to bite back! Waaaaa!!” -Bonegrind The Butcher


#85

“…” - Haunted Armor


#86

It’s from the zombie horde


#87

‘There can be no forgiveness’ (wish deca would treat hackers like that)


#88

Ninja’d


#89

“We are impervious to non-mystic attacks!”

######The old Kabam times…


#90

NEW RING OF DECADES NOW IN STOCK!
NEW RING OF DECADES NOW IN STOCK!
NEW RING OF DECADES NOW IN STOCK!
NEW RING OF DECADES NOW IN STOCK!
NEW RING OF DECADES NOW IN STOCK!


#91

That one’s the best.


#92

Thanks!


#93

heck theirs even 24/7 immedently delivery by trade!


#94

That pretty cool, right? Here, come get it in this dark, narrow passageway…

######scammy scam, scammy scam…


#95

Esben:
Bad puns I may use to cause offense, but the pain you will feel shall be immense!
The ice I throw is of my construction, but when it hits you it means destruction!
Ice is cold, blood is thick, you being alive makes me SICK!
Dr Terrible:
If my calculations are correct, this will hurt you.
You must have eaten a apple today.
Side effects may include your death!


#96

The Esben citations I didn’t know about. The Dr.Terrible I knew by heart (when I soloed him with a fresh sorcerer and crappy gear, took like 7-8 mins)


#97

Oryx roasting the LOTLL. I dont remember exactly what it is but it’s funny.


#98

the one where oryx says that the LOTLL was never loyal anyways? I think that has to do with ancient realm history. You see, it is said that the LOTLL ruled the realm before Oryx conquered it, subjugated its inhabitants, and summoned his minions.


#99

It’s like, " [player name] you have done me a favor! That lord of the lost lands was not fit to serve me!" i think…


#100

is such a jerk.


#101

Dr Terrible, everyday and any day.

"Great Scott! I must retreat."