[Forum game] Enemy stat caps


#1

“Oh for fuck sake, another forum game. Alright fine.”

Put yourself in the shoes of a Realm Of The Mad God enemy, and try to come up with a set of stats for them!

Only, the twist is, the person above you has to define what enemy you have to stat up!

There are no wrong answers, and you can stretch the bondaries however you like. Bonus points for explaining your choices!


Example:

“Avatar of the forgotten king”

Life - 0
Literally a skull. Its already dead.

Mana - 2000
Perhaps the reason why fire mages give up in fire school, after seeing the capabilities of confusing fire shots.

Att - 100
Takes fire breathing classes. Not fun with the kids. Pillars make for highly destructive burglar alarms.

Def - 50
Pretty robust bit of bone. Advised not to give calcium, otherwise truely invincible.

Spd - 0
Imagine if we had the whole body. Or maybe a good gust of wind to blow him around a bit.

Dex - 1000
Flamethrower.

Wis - 6000
The size of this cranium is beond compare. You just need to fill it with something. Perhaps purchase a brain before wisdom potions.

Vit - 1
May need skin transplant.


Now its your turn:

Medusa


#2

Life: 1,000
Looks pretty alive to me.

Mana: 50
She doesn’t really use any magic…

Attack: 40
Long scary claws.

Defense: 10
Squishy snake body.

Speed: 90
She’s only part snake, but I’m pretty sure she can still move fast.

Dexterity: 40
She shoots fairly fast. Not great, though.

Wisdom: 120
She seems pretty crafty.

Vitality: 90
Why not?

Next: Stone Guardian


#3

Life: 2,000
Not alive, but possessed and is big
Mana: 0
Not smart enough to use any magic
Attack: 100
How would you like to get hit by a stone sword swung by a 2 ton stone arm
Defense: 250
It’s literally a piece of rock (and metal??)
Speed: 10
Same reason as defense
Dexterity: 20
Joints probably don’t work very well, as they’ve been sealed up in a castle for years
Wisdom: 0
Not the sharpest sword in the castle
Vitality: 75
It doesn’t really need to regenerate any materials. It can just steal from the castle and lump it onto its body.

Next: Undead Hobbit Mage


#4

Life: 0
The dude’s dead.

Mana: 1,500
He can use a lotta magic, that’s for sure.

Attack: 200,000
The guy’s damage is insane, man. Don’t sit on him. Trust me.

Defense: 0
He wears a red shirt.

Speed: 35
Pretty slow.

Dexterity: 80
Shoots pretty quickly.

Wisdom: 180
Magic.

Vitality: 0
He’s dead.

Next: Esben the Unwilling


#5

Life: 10,000 - 9,000
Possessed brain

Mana: 1,500
Hes an icey boi

Attack: 5,000
Ice shards to your face

Defense: 15
Wears not so high def stuff

Speed: 25

Dexterity: 500
Unstable and icicle shots every 0.1 seconds

Wisdom: 1000
Magic

Vitality: 100
Prepare for Magiks

NEXT: TREASURER GEMSBOK


#6

Life: 100,000
He’d want to draw out his life as much as possible to collect more money.

Mana: 500
Only magical thing about him is moving coins

Att: 100
Motherfucker slaps hard

Def: 10
Squishy nerd keeps teleporting away to avoid damage

Spd: 1,000,000
Moves so fast you can’t even process the travel time

Dex: 200
A hundred shots per second

Vit: 10
Old man, prolly has several ailments

Wis: 500
Need to keep the brain big to hoard $$$

Next: Janus The Doorwarden


#7

Janus the Doorwarden

Life: 10k
Key phase everytime for it to be invulnerable ez

Mana: 5k

Attack: 50
Just avoid red color in any dungeon and you’ll be fine

Defense: 25
… Sorry for no explanation again

Speed: 0
Doesn’t move

Dex: 1000
So many shots

Vitality: 100
( idk if keys still heal janus honestly )

Wisdom: 100

NEXT: ICE SPHERE ( aka everybodies favorite shatters enemy )


#8

Are undead and dead the same thing? I have no idea


#9

Life: 14k
Straight from realmeye no creativity points here :confused:

Mana: 10k
It’s MAGICAL

Attack: 10k
OWW

Defense: 25
Standard

Speed: 10k
ITS FAST

Dex: 10k
IT SHOOTS TOO MUCH

Vitality: 0
No regen, boring

Wisdom: 10k
Very wise, knows exactly when to fuck you up :slight_smile:

NEXT: O3


#10

HP: 1 Million
Its endgamey

MP: 5k
So many phases

Attack: 100k

Defense: 200k

Speed: 0 - 1k
Chase phases or splendor phase

Dex: 10 - 1k
Tornado phases, mostly the stationary one.

Vit: 75
Not a knight without the 75 vit

Wis: 100
Spawns lightning KABAM!1!

Next: Belladonna Boss


#11

Belladonna:

HP = 10000
Heafty plant. Lovely petals. Water and sunlight may be great substitute for life potions.

MP = 2000
Can spawn walking flowers. A person with hayfever may aswell start digging their own grave.

Attack = 2
Blueberry shots are enough to stain my shirt at best.

Defense = 20
One spade to the kneecap and this pretty petal will turn tumbleweed in a heartbeat.

Speed = 2
Roots are heavy man. Imaging having 1000 of them to lug around everywhere you walked.

Dexterity = 0
No hands. Neither a head. Flails its leaves around in hope it’l actually hit something.

Wisdom = 70
Sentient plant. Will only respond when attempting to dig up, in which case, will probably curse at you in planteese.

Vitality = 7284910
Eats its greens, and wears them as a fashion statement. Metal as fuck.


Eye of the dragon


#12

HP: 36,000
It has 36,000 HP in-game and I’m lazy.

MP: 50
It’s a rock dragon. Doesn’t use much magic.

Attack: 300,000
Self-explanatory.

Defense: 200
Chonky boy made of rocks.

Speed: 4,500,000
Being made of rocks does not stop the dragon from flying around faster than the speed of light.

Dexterity: 40
Doesn’t shoot very quickly.

Wisdom: 5 or 5,000
Either it’s literally dumb as rocks or a very wise ancient being.

Vitality: 100
Rocks don’t heal. Or so I thought before it regenerated back to full length midway through a fight.

Next: Void Entity


#13

HP: N̷̨͇̹̞̥̖͔̗̲͙̪͒̂̎̄͑̈́̃͒̚̚ų̴̱͍̔͛́̓̌͆̋̈͆̀͊̊͂̂͠l̶̦̜̘̋̂̚l̴̢͉͈̺͍͍͔͇̥̂͂͌̐̓̔̆͘͠͝͠

MP: C̸̟̗̥̣̟͖̰̞͆͆̂̄̇̏͑͛̉̂͝͝͝͝u̵̝̤̼̥̜̩̭̩͈̗̼̪̽͗̒͘͠r̴̲͚̼̯͚͔͛͐͆͌͜s̷̛̞̳̪̖̤̯̜͚̜̙̆̒̔̑̈́̊͝͝ͅè̷̮d̴̝̪̘̲̜̘͛̐̐̈́̀̅̃̉́̀͗͘͝

Attack: D̷̨̠̫͇̤̖͚̀̓̆̆́̂̊̀ͅã̶̬̼̭̦̮̗̼̾̀̀t̵͙͓̽̐̋̑͗̒͋͝a̶͇̳̭̾͛͗̊͠͝ͅ ̷̢̜̳͈̼͕̙̇̏̀͊̒͠ͅȩ̷̪͇̝͆̋̄͐̒͠x̴̙̜͓̭̳̝̜̲̑̾p̴̨̟̳̎̕u̵̢͙̩̯̥͓͐̑̓̋̈́̃́̕n̷̬̤͖̘̬͈̹̮͆g̷͇̺̓̈̈̏̏̈́ẹ̶̮͓̱͓̖͋̆̀ḓ̶̡̢̫͇͕͔͛̀͆̅͝

Defense: F̶̡̫͈̟̰͙͑̔o̶̦̝̎r̸̢̡̢̰͖͙̙̿́̓͝ͅb̶͕͐̄̒͜i̴̢̝͈̰̙͕̘̙̍̆͐͘͝d̵̺̺͑d̸̡̞̥̪̓̈̃̽̕e̵̪̒̈́̀͗̅͒n̷̗͒̌͛̄̑́͝

Speed: ?̴̢̡̢̢̛̛͍̳͚̬̤̙̣͚̬̥̺̣͖̖͎̭̼͇̺͙̬̥͍͍̹̣̠̙̐̅̽͛̆̂͌̄̈͛̅̅͛̆̀͆͋̏̔̾̉͛̽͛͊̕͘͠͠͠?̶̧̡̛͚͔̥͍̫̥̲̘̦͕̥͕͕̟̹̰̘̼̯̩̱̯̙̭͛͛̾̓́̓̋̋͋̓̐͋̒̌̊̎̾́͛͛̆̃̈́͒͌̓͊̈́̚͜͜͠ͅͅ?̸̧̘̰̞̻͕̞̞̯̻͍̣̭̗̗͈̺͍͗̌͐̇͒̾̈́̈́͌̇̆̽͒̇̽͑̿̀̉̕͠ͅ

Dexterity: R̵̨̢͖̖̗̳̦̖̘̗̰͐͑͗̎̄̅͐̇̇̉͆̈̇̏̅̀͆͑͒̂͠ͅͅę̷̧̢̱̘̦͔̭̜̻̞̺͖͚̝̬̪̦̳͙̥͔̮̯̣̜̹͋̅͂̈́̐̂̾̓́̎͒͛̈́́̓́̕͜͝͠͠d̶̛͙̰̰͚̱̭̘̪̘͙͙̟͙̙͕̰̭̟͔͙̼͇̰̗̰͇͚͖̳̄͐̊ͅͅa̴̢̨̨̛̩̦̩̬͇͎̮̮̼͙̹̱͈̟͉̰͚̥̼̭̪̙̙͓͍̝̗̝̟͌̉̓̀͌̈́͐̈͊́́̚c̶̗̹͈̩̜̙̳̤̲͍̔̎͊̏̀̈̋̍̿̿̈́̿t̴̢̡̧̛̝̜̞̮̰̰̙̝̤̣͉̗̜͚̮̣̯͎̜̲̩̹͕̤̙̩͓͛̂͌̍͋̋͑̇̈́̃̈́͋͛̈́̏̆̉͋͑̓̾̏͛́̋͜͝͝e̷̡̦͖̝̘̼̖͈̯͙̝̯͔͖̪̰͙͎͙͇̩̬͉̘̟̒͊̄̀̌̽̓̎̀͆͗̈͊͆͒̈́̑̓̽̿̈́̐̒̉̈̚͘͠͝͝ͅͅď̶̛̦͑̎̀̋̈͛̈́̀͐́̏̇͌̈́͋́͋̂͑̊̈̅́̃̀̄̈́̚͠

Wisdom: Ȩ̴̡̨̼̲̺̲̖̱͍̹͓̤̯͇͎̥͔̻̤͙̜̘̦̦̌̈́̔̇̀̓̋̈͗̎̾̅̒̾̓̓̈̏̃͜͠͠ͅv̴̧̘̯̯͉̯̼͈͖̣̘̯̖̼̱̮͇̘̼̣͔͍̟̠͌̽́̎̌̿͐̆̈̂̿̎̌̌͑͛̓̃̂̔͌́̆͆̓̐̚̚͜͝ê̴̢̹̤͍̗̮̳͈̹̪̠͉̤̲̗͓͚̻̄͒̍̈̌̂̀̑̌̇̎̋̈͐̈́́́͂̈̚͜͠ŗ̶̜̯̟̖̪̲̈́̓̉̍̽̽͌̊͂̍͆̎̀̇͑͠ỷ̵̨͓͎͓̬͙͙͍̙̝͎̗̦̈́͆̐͒̉̉̊̒̈́̿͘͝͝ͅt̶̨̨̨̛̝̫̦̲̱̘̪̺̰̩̦͓̝̙͚̭͖̘̮͈͌̔̀͂̅̇̊̏͊̍̇̊̒͒͆͒͌̾̔̒͑̕͜͜͝ͅh̸̡̹̦̩̜̙̹͙̲́͜i̵̢̢͔̙͚̣̖̤̱̩̥̲͖̗̰͍̥͖̼͙̱͍̾̈̈́̂̎̿͊̂̌̿͛̽̎̈̚͜n̸̮̮̩̋͛́́͋͊͛̇̅͐g̸̢̧̛̹̟͇̮̥̮̞̰̣̦̼̘̖͕̯̠͊͌́̆̍̿̃͊̊͒ͅͅ

Vitality: Ÿ̸̛̹̣͇͖̭͇̖͔̩̭̭̭̼̹̜͓̼̘͉̥̘̰́̅̒̊̽̔̌̍̉ȩ̶̨͖͖͕̟̹̟͖̫̥̲͕̻̥͇̞̳̪̹͍͖͋̑̈́͂̓̌̍̎̈́̐̆͜͠ͅͅţ̸̢̢̧̡͙̦̟̭͚̟̱̣̤̥͈̹̯̪̤̠̮̜̠͔̻̑̓̇͜͜͝ͅͅ ̵̢̘̥̞̗̠̻̱͉̤̻͈̪̩͖̩͕̰̯́̈̑̈́̃̎͒N̸̡̗̼͉͓͙̦͉̲̝̈́̀̌͑̊̍̕͜͝ö̴̤̘͓͍̟͖̫͖͉̜̝̙̥̩̪̗̺̖̤̣́͐́̌͂̃̈́̐̈́͐̂͌͐̋͌̚͜t̵̳̟̗̤̲̱͓̪͇̩̱̰̫̦͉̳͔̏̒̈́͂́͜ḥ̴̛̛̀̍̇́̐̐̓́͛̅̆̇̽̈́͋͗͐̂͒̿͛̕͠͝͝i̶̺̼̝͖̺̼͔̜̠̬̦̤͗̏̄̀͛̊̉́͐̈́̈́̈́͠ņ̵̧̨̢͓̟͈̠̤͚̹͎͙̼̼͎̬͆̓͒̔̀̽̏̆̃́͆̿̇̃̏̕̚g̷͈̰̝̣̼̯̜͚̪̠̻̖̫̝͎̠̥̉͊͆̅͂̈̽͌̓̀͌̀̂͘͝.̶̛̱͈̹̻̩͔̣̤͑́̓͆͛̽̋̑̅̀̆̓̀͋̈̎̐̃͌̕̚̕͠͝

.
.
.
.
Next: Biff the Buffed Bunny


#14

HP: 100
A very strong bunny rabbit, but still a bunny rabbit
MP: 500
Hatching out of eggs is tiring, as you can see if you hatch chicks. This bunny adapted to not be AS exhausted when it emerges from its egg.
Why does a bunny hatch from an egg?
Attack: 1000
Pretty buff
Defense: 10
Have you ever tried getting shot by 50 weapons at once wearing a fur coat? From my personal experience the coat doesn’t really help
Speed: 2500
Bunnies are hard to catch even when they aren’t buff. Also uses a speedy helm, so…
Dexterity: 25
His muscles get in the way of his movement
Wisdom: 20
Beady red eyes don’t exactly scream “I’m smart”
Vitality: 100
Eggs give extra nutrients, right?

Next: Master Rat (Sewers TRoom)


#15

Pretty buff? His biceps are thicker than his head. PRETTY BUFF? He’s like, sub 1 body fat and at least twice as big as a regular human. PRETTY BUFF? He’s able to chuck us out the window with ease, something no rabbit is even close to competing with.

PRETTY BUFF? He can probably “omae wa mou shindeiru” fifty magical heroes at once while using his physically impossible strength to reverse biological science and the theory of evolution.


Ahem.
Anyways.

HP: 50
smol mouse

Attack: 200
He can technically one-shot the average character.

Defense: 5
SMOL mouse

Speed: 80
He’s a rat, so potentially very fast, but he looks like he ate a dozen too many pizzas.

Dexterity: 1
Too many pizzas. He also fires only one barrage.

Wisdom: 600
He’s a trivia nerd. Do not take him lightly.

Vitality: 20
Again, too many pizzas. Too much sodium. Bad for health.

Next: Guill


#16

Guill

HP: 0, always invulnerable

MP: 0

Attack: 0
Doesn’t attack except throw out hp mp chests

Defense: 10, brown shirt

Speed: Check out my dance, I call it the “Rubberbandit!”

Dexterity: 0.1

Wisdom: 1,000,000
He knows everything

Vitality: Unknown
E̵̛̘̫̩̐̆͌̑̂̿Ṙ̶͉̲̌̌̇̑̕̕̕͜͠Ŗ̷̛̛̖̖̘̞̣̗̮͗̿̉̓͌̈O̵̢̧̯̿̀̓́͋Ṙ̴̘͖͉̙̬̹̮̫̻͐̈́̉̌̚͝ ̸̱̓Ć̴̭͉̥̍̔̇́̊͘À̶͖͖̱̼̭͔͈͍͕͓͌͛̆̐̅͗N̷̼͎͇̹̩̗̘̺̈́̈́Ń̴̝̰̲̦͖͖̬̄͌̔̀̈͌̈́̑ͅO̷̬̮͖͓̙̞͖̬̳͊́͗̅͆̓̈́͘T̶̠̰͙͕̟̲̗̄̿̂͂̆̽̆͗̽̕ ̷͍͍̔͐̈́̈́̒̒͋̀̄͝Ç̶̱̥̲̰̣̥̂̀͆̐͐̈́̍̉̕͘Ò̸̩͕̮̲̲̱̰̺͉͎͆́̊͌̕M̶̮̼̪͖̖̑̇P̴̨͈͚͇̹̙͙̪͂͜U̶̡͎̅̍̍̇̐̕T̷̢̮̙̤͎̬͉̉̀͌̄̐̚E̴̬͔̮̋́̅̿͐̅̐̚

Nҽxƚ: Sρҽƈƚɾαʅ Sҽɳƚɾყ α.ƙ.α Sρσσƙყ Bσι


#17

HP: 77,000
MP: 0
Attack: 2,500
Defense: Infinite
Speed: 1,000
Dexterity: 500
Wisdom: 400
Vitality: 0

Next: Malphas


#18

Dead implies the absence of life, whereas undead implies that something previously deceased has become quickened by some means, as I understand it.


#19

Archdemon Malphas:

HP ~ 25,000 health
He sure is thicc

MP ~ 50
I mean he is a demon that spawns enemies, oh IT my bad.

Attack ~ 100 (+ 9000 because he freaking armor breaks now combined with the hell hounds )

Defense ~ 100
What I said, hes thicc

Speed ~ 20
THICC!

Dexterity ~ 20
Doesn’t shoot that fast

Wisdom ~ 5
Probably not a big brain, but the boss room has blue like a ritual? ( What am I saying )

Vitality ~ 50
Drops vit I guess.

Next: nuLL

10101010101010101010101010101010101
10101 . . .101010101010101010101010101
10101. . . . . .0010101010110101010101101
10100. . .1001010101011010101010010101
10101. . . 1001010101011010101010010101
10101. . .0101010101101010101001010010
10101010100101010101101010101001010
10101010100101010101101010101001010
10101010100101010101101010101001010
10101010100101010101101010101001010

^^^ Was trying to spell Null but gave up


#20

HP: -9999 health
Literally a glitch.
MP: 5000
It takes a lot of energy to create servers and firewalls and stuff
Attack: 75
hurts. Not too bad though, real danger is the servers
Defense: 10
No real protection
Speed: 100000
ZOOM haha get it bc zoom is a thing that is used on a computer and null is a glitch in a computer
Dexterity: 100
very hard to pin down, and shoots fast
Wisdom: 10
dum
Vitality: 50
Average vitality

I didn’t fill out the stats very well, I just think this is a cool thread and didn’t want to just say “bump”

Next: Lich