[Forum Game] Keep the Cookie (merged)


#2242

As you leave the thread, I cackle.

“It seems you have fallen for my deception!”

You turn around, surprised, and look down at your hand, to see what you thought was the cookie fade away.

I hold the real :cookie: over my head.

“There was no cookie in @TROLLDLLR’s last post that you could steal from it OtherBill!”

I AM VICTORIOUS!!! :crab:


#2243

no, lol

The cookie is actually in my hand

my :cookie:


#2244

I chop off your hand and take it and the cookie to my bunker.
my :cookie:


#2245

I blow up the :cookie:

No more cookie


#2246

I recreate the cookie along with my hand. My :cookie:


#2247

i steal cookie and eat it, then vaporizing myself to a carbon level. My cookie. My :cookie:


#2248

I start posting more on a different forum game, and get a cookie badge.
My :cookie:


#2249

Well, OtherBill likes me more, and gives it to me.


#2250

you didn’t claim the cookie, so i keep it through a brief legal battle.

my :cookie:


#2251

I hired an even better lawyer this time, and took the cookie and your regular badge. My :cookie:


#2252

:open_mouth: my regular badge!?

I re-earn regular for the third time and you get kicked out for not doing the proper sacrifice, but the cookie stays with the regulars and i claim it

my :cookie:


#2253

Well, I become the owner of realmeye after suing MrEyeball, and take the cookie once and for all. Ban your IP from the internet. Also, your IP is 172635.2846452. My :cookie:


#2254


Sorry, you stalked the wrong person. Your cookie is a fake.

my :cookie:


#2255

GASP! Well I found out that your IP address is 4, and now have banned you and stolen your cookie. My :cookie:


#2256

I say shut up and threaten to WC this because its becoming actual spam between two people. My :cookie:


#2257

Actual spam between 2 people is a valid tactic as long as it’s not multiple personality disorder (rip idragonet who only occasionally comes here now)
I rename the thread “give the cookie to akldragon” and recieve the cookie.

My :cookie:


#2258

I obtain the cookie from you by taking it. my :cookie:


#2259

I intervene this thread to make it spam between three people, therefore keeping it safe from the WC.
My :cookie:


#2260

I pluck the cookie from Derpypers’ hand as he walks past me. I start to leave, but then I realize I don’t want a cookie, nor do I want to be killed over it, so I go back and give it to derpypers.

Derpypers’ [insert cookie emoji]


#2261

I congratulate Wilhuff for his self-restraint and originality, and proceed to award him the cookie.

Wilhuff’s :cookie: