Uncanny boast, but alas.
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I hire the cookie monster to eat your cookie when you’re not looking and make a new one
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I return 20 years later and behead you Infront of your entire snake cult, then I become the governor of California.
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As the governor of California you have many duties to attend to, so while you are busy I snatch the cookie.
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While you were planning to steal the cookie, I swapped a fake cookie in for the real one
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After you take that cookie, you realize that it was a fake cookie I had left to deter anyone who would steal the cookie from me. I had already taken the cookie, leaving you cookieless.
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