[Forum Game] Keep the Cookie (merged)

#2097

I see you walking down the sidewalk and do a clean pickpocket, stealing your cookie.
My :cookie:

#2098

I swoop down on an eagle and claim the cookie using the power of FREEDOM.

My :cookie:.

#2099

I saved that eagles life when he was younger. He recognizes me and drops you. I reclaim the cookie
My :cookie:

#2100

But I was the eagle, disguised. I swoop down and snatch the cookie.
My :cookie:

#2101

I get a gang together and I mug you on the street to take the cookie
my :cookie:

#2102

“My father will hear about this!” I shout. 2 days later after a court battle, the cookie is mine again, along with 300 thousand dollars.

#2103

I just take your cookie…

my :cookie:

#2104

I join this thread and realize that the cookie monster is nowhere near and I fart, enveloping everyone and killing them, gas masks rendered useless and no possible way to escape it as it also went into space, go into your house take the :cookie: eat the :cookie: and therefore, ending this thread.

My tummies :cookie: :

#2105

jokes on you, im already dead. I raise some more zombies and come take the cookie out of your stomach.
my :cookie:

#2106

Too bad, it’s already digested inside of some poop

Poop’s :cookie:

#2107

I make a new cookie thats indigestible
my :cookie:

#2108

I take it and put it in space, 9999999999999999999999999999999999999 lightyears away. I put the earth in hypersleep

my :cookie:

#2109

i’m a trickster, you took me decoy cookie.
my :cookie:

#2110

But, since your in hypersleep I come back and take it, and all the other cookies and go 99999999999999 lightyears away, sure that you’re all in hypersleep and I am safe.
My :cookie:
THE END

#2111

robotic crtl z, undo.
my :cookie:

#2112

robotic ctrl y, redo.
my :cookie:

#2113

i kick you in the kendo stick and steal the cookie
my :cookie:

#2114

ctrl z
my :cookie:

#2115

robotic ctrl y, redo.
my :cookie:

#2116

I do