[Forum Game] Keep the Cookie (merged)

#792

Five.
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#793

I use my elite math skills to change the 5 to a 4
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#794

But I’m asian and I disprove that theory.

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#795

U ARE ALSO LIGHT BLUE STAR!!! soz for starism
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#796

I fame train to white star
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#797

All of these recent comments are not witty whatsoever and make little to no sense, so I shall take this to the next level.

I roll a 20 for maximum notoriety.

I derail the fame train with a dungeon opening, but surprise! It’s everyone’s favorite: the Ice Tomb. Everyone dies and/or Nexus’s, and I, the one and only NeedAWig, waltz up, and snatch the cookie out of your cold, dead hands.

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#798

TLDR

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(just kidding)

#799

NeedAWig’s long comment distracts @Endertimes and I steal the cookie out of his hands.

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#800

Nothing can distract me from a :cookie: except somebody else giving me more :cookie:.

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#801

Toriel enter the room and distracts you.

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#802

I turn back the flow of space time so that I get the original cookie before anyone else
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#803

Yeah but time travel is a myth

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#804

I trap Oryx and release his insta-shotgun-of-doom in your characters whilst you sleep peacefully, all because you disagree with the thought of time travel.
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Which, BTW, I don’t think could exist anywhere in the near future, but within a couple of millennia it could be a reality. You never know.

#805

TL;DR

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#806

I congratulate you with your witty response, and while I am showering you in praise for your response, Oryx pops into a reality and uses his insta-shotgun-of-death on your IRL self. I steal the slightly smoking cookie from your charred body.
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#807

I still don’t care.

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#808

You stole my answer from a few post ago.

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#809

I quote your text to distract you
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#810

But the cookie is actually a dog biscuit! Its a big sacrifice I know, but the cookie is more important.

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#811

I bake a new cookie to avoid having to see who currently has it and why. I add rainbow sprinkles and chocolate chips because WHY NOT?
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