BEN SHAPIRO
donât ask please i probably wonât answer anyways
Traveler: âHello, Potion Seller, I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions.â
Potion Seller: âMy potions are too strong for you, traveler.â
Traveler: âPotion Seller, I tell you I am going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions.â
Potion Seller: âYou canât handle my potions. Theyâre too strong for you.â
Traveler: âPotion Seller, listen to me; I want only your strongest potions.â
Potion Seller: âMy potions would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my potions.â
Traveler: âPotion Seller, enough of these games. Iâm going into battle and I need your strongest potions.â
Potion Seller: âMy strongest potions would kill you, traveler. You canât handle my strongest potions. Youâd better go to a seller that sells weaker potions.â
Traveler: âPotion Seller, Iâm telling you right now; Iâm going into battle and I need only your strongest potions.â
Potion Seller: âYou donât know what you ask, traveler. My strongest potions will kill a dragon, let alone a man. You need a seller that sells weaker potions, because my potions are too strong.â
Traveler: âPotion Seller, Iâm telling you I need your strongest potions. Iâm going into battle! Iâm going to battle and I need your strongest potions!â
Potion Seller: âYou canât handle my strongest potions! No one can! My strongest potions are fit for a beast let alone a man.â
Traveler: âPotion Seller, what do I have to tell you to get your potions? Why wonât you trust me with your strongest potions, Potion Seller? I need them if Iâm to be successful in the battle!â
Potion Seller: âI canât give you my strongest potions because my strongest potions are only for the strongest beings and you are of the weakest.â
Traveler: âWell then thatâs it, Potion Seller. Iâll go elsewhere. Iâll go elsewhere for my potions.â
Potion Seller: âThatâs what youâd better do.â
Traveler: âIâll go elsewhere for my potions and Iâll never come back!â
Potion Seller: âGood. Youâre not welcome here! My potions are only for the strongest and youâre clearly are not of the strongest youâre clearly the weakest.â
Traveler(reveal as Knight): âYouâve had your say, Potion Seller but Iâll have mine. Youâre a rascal, youâre a rascal with no respect for knights. No respect for anything⌠except your potions!â
Potion Seller: âWhy respect knights⌠when my potions can do anything that you can.â