[Forum Game] Roast the person above you!

#284

says the guy who worships harambe, a literal dead trend

#285

And Star Wars isn’t a literal, dead trend? Cause everyone knows that Rogue One was terrible.

#286

Good one!:joy:

But there is just one flaw. I have never worshiped Harambe. Get your facts straight machine gun mouth.

#287

Yes, I am like a machine gun. I spit fire from my mouth. Whereas you spit saliva!

Dies from how bad my roasts are

#288

You can spit fire but you can’t roast for jack.

#289

and you’re saying you can?

#290

I can’t roast for jack but I certainly can roast Xak…lor.

#291

hmmmmmmmmmmm…

2/10, D- for effort, C on delivery. F for f***ing terrible.

#292

C on Delivery.

A three yo uses better alliteration than that. Hell, even Dr. Seuss’s newborn baby could do better.

#293

No need to try to roast you, as you practically roasted yourself posting this

#294

I don’t know how to reply to this.

Too much cancer in one sentence.

#295

Ill add some abortion to then, your mum should have swallowed.

#296

Mum.

Wow you must be so dignified and political. I bet society must love posh conservatives like yourself. Do you drink tea in the afternoons? Please invite me to your tea party.

#297

Wasn’t a roast, you summed up my life, I prefer Lady Grey to Earl Grey Tea to… I don’t associate with people like you so you would never be invited. I actually live in a castle irl…

I think, I anti roasted myself whilst roasting you?.. Advanced roasting level over 9000

#298

“I think I anti roasted myself whilst roasting you?”

Roast-ception confirmed.

Seriously though, please speak English.

#299

I speak the Queens English

Please tell me more about how American English is the real english

#300

I never said that American English is the real english.

Are you assuming that I am American?

I never knew that English came from Queens, Australia.

#301

This is true but upon telling me to speak English, when English has clearly been spoken [quote=“XSpinATKx, post:298, topic:3975”]
Seriously though, please speak English.
[/quote] I came to the conclusion the only reason you were roasting me about it, is due to the fact i’m not using Americanized English. I also wasn’t assuming you were American but I’d also be very surprised if you weren’t as the majority of the RotMG community is American as far as im aware.[quote=“XSpinATKx, post:300, topic:3975”]
I never knew that English came from Queens, Australia.
[/quote]

(Roast Begins Here)
It didn’t this goes to show that a monkey with mild autistic wisdom is more intelligent than you.

#302

At least a monkey knows how to tell sarcasm better than you can.

#303

Monkeys don’t actually comprehend sarcasm, as to my sarcasm comprehension its actually very good,

Roast: Your so stupid that you think you can pass sarcasm off on to someone via written text expecting them to understand…