[Forum Game] The Never Ending Story

#1648

a contract to handy hands hand-fixing handyman store

#1649

which he did enjoy, especially when the last time he saw anything like it was in august of 2016ā€¦

#1650

and he reposted many memes to reddit andā€¦

#1651

handed them over to deca becauseā€¦

#1652

he was a secret agent on a special mission toā€¦

#1653

something

#1654

which could simply not be comprehended by mortal eyes, as it featured

#1655

an uncreative reply

#1656

Written by an uncreativeā€¦

#1657

person

#1658

going by the name of @Mynamerr, to whom a letter was recently sent by

#1659

Some old fat bloke who liked to take long sleepsā€¦

#1660

And dream of monkeys and piratesā€¦

#1661

ā€¦while he sailed the Seven Seasā€¦

#1662

ā€¦And drunk rum on the mast of the shipā€¦

#1663

ā€¦while juggling 3 cannonballs of pure goldā€¦

#1664

ā€¦because, although monkeys and pirates are amazing, he has always wanted toā€¦

#1665

die

#1666

ā€¦which is a great idea, becauseā€¦

#1667

He was a jedi and knew that death would mean he could live forever with the force and he was all set to die until suddenly!