…he went to Dr. Oz, (no not the one from the movie) who then prescribed him an annual dose of…
[Forum Game] The Never Ending Story
It was at this point of his life that he realized that he hadn’t really accomplished much. Knowing this, he promised himself that he would try to make himself known to the world if he ever escaped the Washing Machine alive. This he highly doubted, seeing as only one person before him had ever survived the wrath of a washing machine… and then had died two minutes later, from tripping on a dishrag. Seeing as the odds didn’t really favor him, he also swore to himself that he’d never wash his laundry again. Forty minutes later, when the Washing Machine slowed its cycle, the lid promptly popped open and he [whose name I still don’t yet know] popped out, looking like a…
Idiot, because he was in the ocean, and that was a maelstrom, however he also realized who had taken him out of it, it was…
a hand, that handily decided to hand over a scroll involving one word - hand. the hand then handily explained how about 200 posts ago every comment revolved around hands. the hand then handed a lending hand to…
After buying tons of clothes, a band of aliens cornered them. The leader of the extraterrestrials approached them saying