[Forum Game] The Never Ending Story

#1828

stab @Keenanryan who…

#1829

decided he was fine with dying because

#1830

he’s an absentee forumer anyways and

#1831

didn’t really want to…

#1832

end the sentence. But he did because

#1833

he had to.

#1834

This cause a disturbance in the force

#1835

…and shook the ground so hard that…

#1836

GammaGamer decided to bump a thread, which resulted in

#1837

doomsday

#1838

because the mods decided to ban…

#1839

gammagamer, roguegamma, endernavy, and my half a dozen mules

#1840

But fear not. An unknown vigilante was here to save the day by casting every mule and bot into stasis.

#1841

but then the vigilante was killed by dem mods as punishment for interfering. de-stasised, the mules and bots were at the merciless hands of the mods. then a stripper waltzed in and blinded the mods. the mules and bots made a dashing escape. however, they weren’t paying too much attention to where they were headed. they tumbled down a ravine and died. fortunately, the mods felt bad for them and resurrected them from death – only to kill them again, laughing. alas, the mods spent the rest of the day killing the mules and bots over and over again. then a hacker strolled by and saw what horrifying things the mods were doing. immediately, he jumped to action and hacked the game, making all normal players into mods, all of the mods into normal players, and himself into the admin. he reigned conquest across the realm and seized the land. he booted oryx and banned him from the server. so the former players (now mods) were having fun as griefers and the former mods (now players), who didn’t know what the heck was going on, tried to find out was wrong with the game. but they realized that the hacker also prevented them from doing that.

so the mods were mad. they organized a secret infiltration team to capture whoever was responsible for the mess and bring him/her to justice ONCE AND FOR ALL!!! So they sneaked into the hacker’s lair, brought the hacker down, and forced him to hand back the control for the game.

#1843

However, on the one-year aniversary of this event…

#1844

A chicken dropped from the sky, killing @Gammagamer, and his soul (as well as all of his mules’) was cast into the endless abyss known as the Whine Cellar. There he met terrible creatures such as @Tarlan, @StarliAS, @ConsoleMC, @Trofimowen @Evolyptic, and @Ickabod. Gammagamer pleaded to the gods mods to be released from this horrible chamber. But then his hero arrived. Swinging his S*****g like a battleaxe, @GGaodzilla flew down from the heavens. November was nearly over, and thus GGaodzilla’s power had nearly reached its peak. For the past 29 days he had shown the most restraint of his life, and thus he was able to save Gamma. But then…

#1845

Trof was a saint

#1846

True

#1847

ftfy

#1848

ftfy